#docs orders

also cause im done with collage now yippee yippee!!

heavy: food for archimedies, new gloves and boots, a book on old timey medicine, a love letter and extra snuggles :)

demo and sniper: see, the difference between these two is that sniper just got him a generic beer but i think demo would find a really specific wine, and like dose calculations on wines medic already drinks to find the perfect new one (snipers usally too far away from any shop he can use and beer is always appreciated)

spy: cufflinks or masc perfume. its the expensive kind though so it smells weird but still nice.

engie: new tools that were ment for like construction but next week hes getting healed with them. so long as they get used hey?

pyro: lots of different plasters with like unicorns and hello kitty and superheros on them

soldier: lots of old comics that he found and a museum gift shop gift (think like a mount rushmore trinket)

scout: he panicked and brought socks with weenie dogs on them and is surprised when medic still like them (medic has that old man mindset where he goes buckwild for new socks)

miss pauling: a new sweater with a cow on it (he also gets ecstatic over new sweaters) and a new type of instant coffee

bonus two!! :

the devil: (look he has to get his ex something)

very important card in my communication cards google slides

medic: impeccable manners if you're not expecting to leave with all your organs. only slams his lab door when excited or extremely mad but that doesn't happen often. has the vibe of a guy thats finished a video game too many times and is now just being funny but he cant bring himself to be too mean because he loves the characters

heavy: this is the nicest man on earth outside of battle. good manners. holds doors open for you even if you have to do that awkward sprit to get to the door because you're kinda far away. does the bases dishes. polite little man (hes over 6 foot 5)

spy: she thinks hes polite. he isnt. she gets away with it though because if you hung out with the rest of the mercs for too long you would also be a bit mean about everything and everyone. is not often intentionally mean though, just like annoyed

sniper: hes not looking at you in the eyes but he's autistic so he wasnt going to do that anyway now was he? dosnt really socialise but he just sort of sits nearby probably wood carving or napping. just sort of in his own bubble. nice enough to talk to though, has many stories

soldier: every single social cue has flown over his head like a damn bird. also he is the loudest man on earth, yelling goofy things and generally not thinking before he speaks, but again he's not intentionally mean, just the worlds silliest man

demo: polite but crass. swears like a sailor and changes the subject of a conversation like 8 times in a conversation. can have about 8 conversations at once and wont get confused. worlds most understimulated man always

engie: they put the most southern hospitality in this man. makes you coffee. takes your shoes. probably cleans them too. would crush his beer cans to recycle them properly. worlds largest collector of cables and cable ties. keeps the other mercs in line when necessary. only one allowed to take the stand if the mercs ever go to court.

scout: worlds most bisexual straight fuck boy type man. he is a living contradiction. worlds oldest teenager, with the levels of self control to prove it. not just for like insulting people but someone has to make sure he doesn't climb every tree in sight of the base (theres 3)

he would have loved rammstein

half of the niknames he calls people are said in german and no one else knows what he means

trans gay man. i right. reblog my post

has done all the top and bottom surgerys for all the mercs including his own, in fact he dose all his surgery on himself cause it saves time

hes thinks hes really funny when he dose surgery. scouts dick honks like a truck and reverses if anyone tries to touch it. no one knows why he did it

tries to teach people german always to be reminded that half of his team cant read English let alone german

his marriage to heavy was not performed legally. demo did it after a match for a beer.

was originally the first member of the mercs to be recruited

is the oldest of the playable mercs (53)

used to be dating the devil

Also I love this sketch blue looks so confused. That's my silly.