AHWHEURHJDHRJRGH FUCK YEAH I’D LOVE SOME CATBOY MARUKI HEADCANONS...... *physically melts* -mod dock
asdfghjkldfghjkl I LOVE your enthusiasm! Here’s what I have! :D
- We’ve already established that Maruki prefers catnip to alcohol and human snacks to cat treats. But please don’t ask him to choose between apple juice and milk or he’ll literally bluescreen and then proceed to have an identity crisis over the next few days lol
- You know how cats chatter at birds when they’re far away because they can’t catch them? Well, just know that if Maruki is quietly watching TV and you suddenly see him chattering like crazy, it’s because Shido is on TV. I guarantee that’s the reason nine times out of ten.
- It’s very easy to tell how Maruki feels about other people, because his ears, his tail, and his overall instincts always betray him. But what causes him the most problems is definitely the part about chattering at his enemies...
- After his meeting with Sumi and the vice principal, you can be sure he also starts chattering at him because oh my god I fucking hate the vice principal. Sumi gets worried and whisper yells at Maruki gently asking him to stop, so he apologizes, but, as soon as the vice principal turns around, he begins chattering again. Poor guy, he just can’t help it, please pray for him and hope that he doesn’t lose his job over a slip-up like that T-T
- Please watch this video, that’s him, that’s exactly what I had in mind, it’s him. Big and strong and deadly and cute and soft...
- Akiren is a catboy and Akechi is a dogboy... Of course this is relevant to Maruki being a catboy, because when the Royal trio infiltrates his Palace in the third semester, Akechi is the first one to go “hmm... something about this smells catty, and it’s not Morgana 🤔🤔🤔”
- Cue the barking and the hissing as Akechi and Maruki go feral while Sumi panics and Akiren simply sits there smugly and waits for it to be over.
- That one time Maruki tried to help a kitten get down from a tree, he got stuck too. But at least the kitten was more appreciative this time  <(￣︶￣)>
(Probably because it knew that it wouldn’t have been wise to pick a fight with Maruki, but shh)
