Nov 13, 2021
show the moment you died, iβll fuckin start
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show the moment you died, iβll fuckin start
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Face down ass up that's the way we like to...
(After your most recent asks I just couldn't not, sorry everyone)
THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUHK!
Read the replies, huh? HA! Yes. Fuck. This is my shit. Hubs is taller than me (I'm 5'9" and he's 5'11"), but he has shorter legs than me (he's got a long torso and is forever whining about shirts). So, while this is my favorite (also like similar variations), it comes with frequent hip flexor cramps. I gotta splay my hips so wide to drop down enough (stupid long thighs), but #FUCKING WORTH IT. He tends to try to appease my love of this position when he's using his hands (ala the organgasm post).
It's annoying that there are no impediments to his favorite...
There's been some chatter around here today. You can catch up by checking out THIS, THIS, THIS, and THIS if you're interested ;)
After lurking for a while in the dylan tag as a long time fan (after rediscovering tumblr after not using it for like 8 years), how much I loved you and your blog and all the beautiful shenanigans had on here persuaded me to make myself a new one so I just wanted to say hey and thanks!!!
Can you recommend me some more blogs to follow? I trust your opinion like we trust in dob to provide us with beautiful hand content always
Ahhhhh!!!!
Hello and welcome! I'm so glad my shenanigans could lure you back onto this hellsite ;) We do try to have a good time around here. I saw you follow and immediately followed back for that immaculate url. Kudos. Incredible choice.
Some blogs to follow. Gosh. I am terrible at this because I will invariably leave out excellent creators and feel like a huge asshole. I will list a couple of my absolute favs, but I'd say that you'll kind of slowly find the blogs that jive with your tastes the more time you spend exploring the content of the blogs you follow :) Of course there are also excellent blogs curating all Dylan content that you've no-doubt found, so I'll focus my recs on some gems I've uncovered.
This is in no way an exhaustive list, trust me, but these bloggers are lovely and their tag commentary is a fun time:
@dylanmischief (bestie is a must follow), @7thleveldown (a sweetheart and a good egg), @ambear9 (literally the cutest and poster of quality content) @loulouloueh (a fun time and fun tags), @mysoulisinahurry (a curator of fine content and a tagger extraordinaire), @tripl3a (a freakin' riot and constant source of hilarity), @this-kitten-is-smitten (writes some pretty cute shit and is generally sweet), @dobrienwrites (great lil stories and a sweetie to boot), @siriuslytrash (a sweetie with good taste), @sourwolf-skinnydefenseless (generally adorable and writes goodies), @stylesodylan (lovely human and posts a nice mix of Harry Styles and Dylan), @just-another-busy-fangirl (someone I'm only just starting to get to know, but can already tell is a keeper)
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#could wear a colander on his head
And heβd probably need it for protection coz he about to get the RIDE OF HIS LIFE amiright ππ
Protective headwear would not go amiss...
If the headboard's rockin' don't come a-knockin' ... unless you're lookin' to join in on the fun. In which case, I'd consider it π
GIF by adoring-fictional-characters
dobshands is reading the bonus content from my tags on THIS post and I'm waiting for her to find some from a post from earlier and drag me in DMs about it because it's fucking depraved ;)
just to make your day better/worse because i really am THAT bitch....... sorry not sorry
DEAR LORDDDDD!!!!
Not helping, but I don't even care. The tongue and the stupid expressions are some of the reasons he gets AT me. LOOK AT HIS ARMS IN THE LAST ONE!? I'm gonna.... lose my mind!
You really are that bitch, aren't you? I open up to you...tell you how I'm suffering...equip you with the knowledge of what fucks me up most...and then you throw it in my face like some kind of sexy 'fuck you'. I see you. I see you.
Welll...two can play that game...
ohshitthismayhavebackfired.....
the fact that Dylan left Buzzfeed on read when they asked him to do a reading thirst tweets video is something I think about every day
this man is playing all of us
and he frickin' loves it