#doberman-risotto

*Delivers a strawberry plant as a welcome gift. It would be a bottle of wine, but that implies the Boss actually pays them enough*

i bet little risotto was super cute. i kinda want to see what you look like before your ears were docked. Do you have any photos of back then?

So you're that blonde kid's father? What's his name, Giorno? You both have star birthmarks.

I like your chains, Jotaro. Care to swap fashion tips?

That's an interesting hat. What brand is it, Gucci, Giorgio Armani, Versace?

Can I pet you, I promise I won't bite.