#dmventures

jig (goblin). knee high. BIG ears. BUG eyes. (1) tooth and it is very sharp. HIGH pitched voice. keenly honed ability to sense weakness (boredom in the audience that makes likelihood of purchase of fizzy-water or sweets higher). DOES know how to read. mostly. probably. as far as YOU know. willing to fight anyone. weighs (3) pounds soaking weight holding the sweets tray. bony. a biter. wearing only pants and an extremely jangly hat that may or may not have cost one whole gold piece. where does jig sleep? bold of you to assume jig sleeps

i love. games. i love my NORMAL pharmacist who is just!!! checking to see if she's being watched (like EVERYONE does) and who throws glass (glass) vials of elixir of life at someone to heal them (as glass shatters over them) (healingly) and i love my goblin grandpa monk who taught his former student how to write a formal business response letter and who also misted a rat with an arrow and who hypes up the old and frail vibe to make sure everyone feels comfortable but especially the normal pharmacists present and i love my canonically hot elf who saves the good stories for the evening shows and got semi-willingly suckered out of a gold and silver piece by a knee high goblin child who is his employee question mark and who almost got gnawed to death by a single (giant) rat and who played (1) very bad (on purpose) chord on his lute . waugh

thinking about. the Dungeon

assigns your elf the hot trait

i am so brave for dming a level 16 dnd campaign finale

thrilling news everyone. i had free time this morning to prep and it was too early for my players to be awake to answer what their focus would be this session. so i prepped a help board quest of a rootmite infestation in a fey tree. theyre big shelled beetles that are weak (could one hit kill them) but when theyre near each other they get advantage on atk & svg thrws & 2 more spawn every round. i don't know how to solve this encounter but im so excited. now that everyone's woken up they've said they wanna do a help board job (aka the mites, not that they know that). behold my mites!!!

RENNAISSANCE FAIR TOMORROW with me and my friends all dressed up cause we're DORKS :)