#dmventures

things i love in my dnd games: cleric-baiting, betrayal, death, undead, visions of the past, blood, vegeance, being one apple tall,

me when the mini-campaign setting i have created absolutely rules. wellspring ilu

the thing about me is i just love to run a ttrpg game. i'll run a ttrpg game at the drop of a hat. i'm creating an arc for three dnd 5e level ones that did not exist two hours ago

jig (goblin). knee high. BIG ears. BUG eyes. (1) tooth and it is very sharp. HIGH pitched voice. keenly honed ability to sense weakness (boredom in the audience that makes likelihood of purchase of fizzy-water or sweets higher). DOES know how to read. mostly. probably. as far as YOU know. willing to fight anyone. weighs (3) pounds soaking weight holding the sweets tray. bony. a biter. wearing only pants and an extremely jangly hat that may or may not have cost one whole gold piece. where does jig sleep? bold of you to assume jig sleeps

i love. games. i love my NORMAL pharmacist who is just!!! checking to see if she's being watched (like EVERYONE does) and who throws glass (glass) vials of elixir of life at someone to heal them (as glass shatters over them) (healingly) and i love my goblin grandpa monk who taught his former student how to write a formal business response letter and who also misted a rat with an arrow and who hypes up the old and frail vibe to make sure everyone feels comfortable but especially the normal pharmacists present and i love my canonically hot elf who saves the good stories for the evening shows and got semi-willingly suckered out of a gold and silver piece by a knee high goblin child who is his employee question mark and who almost got gnawed to death by a single (giant) rat and who played (1) very bad (on purpose) chord on his lute . waugh

thinking about. the Dungeon