“How did that not capsize the boat,” Vio says disbelievingly, looking at a pictograph of the Neptoona.

Wind can only shrug. Can you imagine. He can’t even call on Linebeck for backup because that man has never had an honest reputation in his life.

I don’t know about other places but where I live - the eastern part of the U.S. - there are fierce opinions about how you should eat pizza. Specifically, there’s a main triangle of factions, consisting of Chicago-style, Detroit-style, and New York-style.

(For reference, most chain pizza places use New York-style. Marcos, Papa John’s, Dominos, Pizza Hut, etc. It’s generally the quickest and easiest way to make a pizza, though arguably not the best.)

How long will it take until a Gerudo decides that this thin slice isn’t satisfying enough and invents deep-dish? How long until a particularly adventurous Goron decides it’s not hot enough and adds Goron Spice to the sauce? How long until a Zora decides that this thin slice isn’t thin enough and makes crispy crust?

I can’t put my finger on why, but it seems like it would fit.

My opinions on this are as follows.

Gen: yes, but Zelda made him

Speck: yes

The Four: no

Ocarina: no

Mask: yes, it matches his Great Fairy Sword

Dusk: yes, but Midna made him

RGBV: no, they have enough colors already

Lore: yes, unironically

Realm: yes, but he only owns a shirt and he wears it on laundry day.

Sketch: yes, but it was a gift and he'd feel guilty

Wind: yes, it complements his hair

Steam: yes, he and Zelda wear matching outfits and are adorable

Shadow: no, never, stop asking

Oni: yes, but it's never his idea

Rune: no, not because he's against it but it's just never happened

Lux: no

Lyric: yes

RSE: yes, it's canon

Archive: yes, but it's because he was too distracted to pay attention

Mini: no, just no

Wraith: yes, but not often, because a ghost tells him it's not his color

'There may be some collateral damage'

Oooh, I really love this idea!! Maybe that’s why some dragons choose to present themselves in a more humanoid form, because they’ve spent so much time around humans? I think it would certainly make them friendlier towards humans and more willing to work with them. For Fydon and Felyx in particular, I imagine they’d consider themselves to be kinda honorary humans, in a way. I mean they see Xainfried as a father-type figure so? I can just picture them not realising just how much stronger they are than humans as they mature and accidentally wreaking havoc throughout the castle… Oops?