DK Rant: while Iām happy with the game itself, the one rant I have with the game is Pauline herself being a kid in this.
When the game was first announced when she was leaked, I was hoping she was be either Paulineās Daughter or Niece since it wouldāve a lot more intriguing but alas, I was wrong and itās Pauline but younger.
I donāt hate it per say but it just confuses me, especially since Donkey Kong and Cranky Kong are still at their exact same ages, so it makes me ask why they donāt at least look a lot more younger to match Paulineās Age?
Thereās also the fact that with Pauline in this as kid, when does Bananza actually take place, is it before the events of DKC Trilogy and Wrinkly Kongās Passing, we probably might know all about this and this might make sense when the game launches but it could anyoneās guess.
I also add that itās ok for people to care about the DK and Mario Lore, even if you donāt care about it yourself, just let others care about it bc they love and care about this franchise just as much as anyone else who cares about a series they love. This is also coming from a Sonic fan whoās been-
Down this road before with the many past retcons with many of them thankfully gone but still make no sense like the ātwo worldsā canon or āclassic sonic being from another dimension even tho modern Sonic recognizes him form generationsā. The point is, I hope all of this will make sense later on.
Thanks for reading my Ted talk.










