#djflame

Captain Marvel: Guys I just got stabbed!

Justice League member: But aren't you invulnerable?

Captain Marvel: Yeah why?

Justice League member: So wouldn't the blade just break?

Captain Marvel: Yeah it did break.

Justice League member: Then how did you get stabbed?

Captain Marvel: Well if they made the stabbing motion and actually hit me with the knife, I think it still counts as being stabbed even if it didn't break skin.

Justice League member: no no no no, if the knife didn't break your skin it doesn't count as being stabbed. It means they TRIED to stab you.

Captain Marvel: Well that's what you seem to think but for me that counts as being stabbed.

Justice League member: That still doesn't count!

Captain Marvel: Look I don't think it doesn't count like if- "Sees Superman walking in"

Captain Marvel: Hey Superman can you come here for a sec!?

Superman: Yeah sure, what do you need help with Captain?

Captain Marvel: Thanks, so I got stabbed and-

Superman: Oh my god are you ok!?

Justice League member: He's fine, he said the knife didn't break skin and just broke when he got attacked.

Superman: But the knife still hit him, so wasn't he stabbed???

Captain Marvel: SEE I TOLD YOU!!

Justice League member: Omg not you too.🤦