summary: Hogwartsâ most popular DJ gets summoned to throw the party of the yearâbut when the birthday boy starts watching you like your a spell he canât resist, things quickly turn electrifying. Get ready for beats, banter, and tension that drops harder than any remix.
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cw: dj!ravenclaw!reader @ every party in hogwarts, dj!ravenclaw!reader x draco, songs mentioned are not from HP and not even from the 1990s, draco who literally can't resist reader, down bad draco.
READ: Once "love me like you do" is mentioned, play the song! If you do this, gosh it hits so hard.
A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRACO!!!
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It all started in fourth year.
The Ravenclaws were throwing a victory party after the Quidditch semifinals, and it wasâfranklyâtragic. The butterbeer was lukewarm, someone tried to spike the pumpkin juice with a spell that made it fizz like a Dementor's bathwater, and the music? Absolute torture. Broken charm loops stuttered through the room like a dying phonograph, two different songs were clashing over each other, and at one pointâMerlin help youâsomeone conjured a harp. A harp. At a party.
You stood near the back, arms crossed, lip curled, watching your peers suffer through what could only be described as musical war crimes.
Enough was enough.
With a flick of your wand and a muttered incantation you'd been perfecting in your dorm, you hijacked the roomâs archaic spell-sound system. Your enchanted wirelessâspecially modified with some borrowed Muggle schematics and an irresponsible amount of magicâlit up with violet sparks. The speakers gave a hiss, a pulse of static... then dropped.
The Weeknd's âBlinding Lightsâ exploded through the room like a thunderclap. Bass booming. Lights flickering. Every head snapped up as the beat took holdâand then all hell broke loose.
Someone shrieked in joy. A Gryffindor chucked their shoe in celebration. People climbed tables. Confetti charms burst midair. Bodies moved like they were under a spellâwhich, technically, they kind of were.
And you? You just smirked, twirling your wand in your fingers, the spell still glowing at the tip.
You didnât just fix the party.
You became the party.
Word spread.
Since then, youâd been the DJ of Hogwarts. Gryffindors praised you like a god. Hufflepuffs made you mixtape cupcakes. Even Ravenclaws, with their thesis-length playlists and âcurated vibes,â bowed to your chaotic brilliance.
But the Slytherins? They didnât ask.
They summoned.
So when Pansy Parkinson found you lounging in the Great Hall, writing some lyrics on parchment, headphones glowing purple and silver, it wasnât a request â it was a decree.
"Youâll be DJing Dracoâs birthday party," She said breezily, dropping onto the Ravenclaw bench at lunch like she owned it. She was wearing serpent-green eyeliner and a look that dared you to argue.
You blinked, taking off your headphones. âIâm sorryâwas that a question?â
âNo, darling,â she said sweetly. âItâs an order. Room of Requirement. Ten PM. Weâve already prepped the fog spells.â
You sighed dramatically. âAnd if I say no?â
She gave you a dangerous smile. âThen Iâll cry. And Draco will pout. And do you really want to be the girl who ruined Malfoyâs birthday?â
You stared at her.
Then smirked. âFine. But Iâm bringing strobe charms. And no oneâs allowed to touch my booth unless they want to be hexed into the Stone Age.â
Pansy grinned. âKnew youâd see reason.â
The Room of Requirement had outdone itself. It looked like a club ripped out of a Milan fashion showâblack marble floors, glowing green chandeliers, floating drink trays, velvet couches in dramatic corners. Enchanted fog swirled over everything. And at the center, your DJ platform rose like a throne.
You stood behind your setupâcrop top glittering, hair styled for maximum bounce, eyes rimmed in silver glam. With one flick of your wand, your decks lit up. The air shimmered with potential.
You grabbed the mic. âLetâs get loud, Hogwarts!â
The beat dropped into Drake's âOne Danceââremixed with a thunderclap charm that shook the wallsâand the crowd exploded.
Every house was there. Gryffindors jumping like maniacs. Ravenclaws with color-changing drinks. Hufflepuffs forming a line-dance of doom. And Slytherins? They were pretending they werenât into it, but their shoulders betrayed them.
And him.
Draco Malfoy.
Leaning against a pillar with one hand in his pocket, the other wrapped around a glass of firewhisky. White button-up slightly unbuttoned, sleeves rolled to his forearms. His silver-blond hair a little tousled like he didnât careâexcept you knew he definitely cared.
And he was watching you like you were a flame he couldnât help but lean into.
You rolled your body to the beat. Slow. Teasing. Wicked. Your hips moved like you knew exactly what you were doing and truthfully, you did. The room pulsed with your energy, the floor shifting with heat and rhythm, but all of it blurred around the way Dracoâs gaze tracked you.
He took a slow sip from his firewhisky, his lips barely touching the glass as his eyes darkened, devouring every movement you made. He was still, coiled like a serpent, watching you like a secret he wanted to unwrap slowly.
You smirked and switched the track into a mashup of The Weeknd's "Die For You" and SZAâs âLow.â
âHEY EAGLE!â someone shouted. âYOUâRE A WIZARDING ICON!â
âDJ!â another screamed. âPLEASE STEP ON ME!â
You blew a kiss at the crowd, spun in your booth, and let the music melt into a remix of "Kiss It Better" by Rhianna that soon transitioned to "Positions" by Ariana Grandeâcrowd control charms at max. Bodies moved like waves. Lights flickered in time. Sweat, magic, and adrenaline painted the air.
And every time you glanced at the birthday boyâhe was still watching. Sipping. Like he wanted to devour the whole scene and you with it.
After your fourth set, sweat glistening on your forehead and your heart pounding from the energy pulsing through the room, you finally stepped down from the DJ booth, leaving on "Love Me Like You Do" by Ellie Goulding for the 'getting drunk' music.
Someone immediately pressed a glittering, frosted drink into your handâits chill a welcome contrast to your flushed skin. A nearby Hufflepuff leaned in with a wide smile, whispering, âYouâre literally the life of Hogwarts.â
You laughed, breathless and exhilarated, basking in the glow of the crowdâs adoration. The music still thrummed through the walls, but your mind was already drifting, seeking a quieter corner to catch your breath.
Turning sharply, you almost collided with him
You're the light, you're the night.
Draco Malfoyâwho caught your elbow with a steady hand, his icy gaze locking with yours. âCareful,â he murmured, his voice low and calm amid the chaos.
You looked up at him, flashing a sly grin. âEnjoying the party, birthday boy?â you teased.
He gave a dry chuckle, the corner of his mouth twitching into something like a smile. âItâs tolerable.â
You raised an eyebrow. âOh wow. Thatâs basically a love letter coming from you.â
Instead of letting go, he kept his hand lightly on your arm, anchoring you in the moment. âYouâre unreal,â he said quietly, his tone thick with something moreâadmiration, maybe something like awe.
"You flirt with the music, tease the crowd, make even the portraits blush. And Merlin, I can't believe someone can do all that and still look at me like Iâm the one worth noticing.
Your breath caught, your heart stuttering in your chest. You blinked up at him, the air between you electric and heavy.
âI donât dance,â he admitted, his voice dropping softer, more vulnerable, âbut every time you roll your hips like that, I forget how to breathe.â
You smiled, slow and deliberate, the kind of smile that promises trouble. âSo breathe with me,â you dared him. His eyes flickered to your lips, then back up to your eyes, hesitation warring with desire in their depths.
The space between you shrank until you could feel the warmth radiating off his skin, the faint pulse of his heartbeat in sync with your own. His fingers brushed your wrist, lingering just long enough to send sparks down your arm, as if testing his own restraint.
You leaned in just a fraction, your lips barely brushing the curve of his cheek as you whispered against his skin, âYouâve been staring all night, Draco. What are you waiting for?â His breath hitched, and you could see the flush rising in his cheeks, the pulse pounding at his throat like a frantic drum. Yet still, he held himself back, barely.
His voice was hoarse when he finally spoke, low and rough with barely contained longing. âIf I kiss you right now, I wonât stop.â
You tilted your head, a wicked smile curling your lips. âMaybe I donât want you to.â
The tension coiled tighter, a delicious electric ache between you. The music continued to hum in the background, but all you could hear was the relentless pounding of your heart in your ears.
Then, as if the universe were waiting for the perfect moment, your music rig pulsed with life, signaling the chorus.
So love me like you do, la-la love me like you do.
Draco let out a quiet, incredulous laugh. âSeriously? we're about to kiss with this song?â you didnât flinch.
âFitting, isnât it?â you tease. His gaze locked on your lips, eyes dark and burning with intent.
And thenâfinallyâhe kissed you.
It wasnât rushed. It wasnât frantic. It was deliberateâlike heâd been counting the seconds since the first beat dropped, biding his time, waiting for a moment when the rest of the world would fall away.
His lips met yours with a kind of quiet certainty, soft but hungry beneath it, like he needed to be sure this was real. His hand slid up to your jaw, fingers curling just under your ear, tilting your face as if he wanted to memorize the angle. The warmth of his palm sent a shiver down your spine, grounding you even as your knees threatened to give out.
You gasped softly against his mouth, and he took that as invitation, deepening the kiss with a slow-burning hunger that made your head spin. Your hands found the front of his shirt, bunching the fabric between your fingers, desperate to anchor yourself to somethingâanythingâas the world blurred into fog and light and heat.
His other arm circled your waist, tugging you flush against him. There was no more space between you, no more tensionâonly release. His mouth moved against yours like he knew exactly how you liked to be kissedâlike heâd imagined this a thousand times and was now trying to make up for every second he hadnât done it sooner.
He tasted like firewhisky and trouble. Sweet and sharp and utterly addictive. The kind of kiss that felt like a secret and a promise all at once. Somewhere in the room, music pulsed and people shouted, but none of it touched you. Not here. Not inside this space of want and heat.
You broke apart just enough to breatheâyour foreheads pressed together, your lips still brushing, your pulse hammering wildly beneath his thumb.
And he whispered, low and wrecked, âTold you. I donât stop.â
You grinned, breathless. âGood.â
Then, he kissed you again.
A collective gasp rippled through the crowd.
âTHE DJâS SNOGGING MALFOY!â
From somewhere in the throng, Pansy raised a glass high and shouted triumphantly, âFINALLY.â
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Hello hello!! I was hoping to request a reader who has the same aesthetic as Vinyl Scratch from MLP (A DJ z-teamer who dresses in scene with like loads of piercings, and has the ability to create large vinyl records they can throw like ninja stars) with Robert who doesn't normally listen to music but finds himself enjoying listening to whatever beats they're playing!!
(I am so sorry if this is like oddly specific, I will admit I've been thinking about this for a while)
he honestly thought you were 19, not your actual age. itâs just all the bright colors, they hurt his eyes a little okay! itâs not that he thinks youâre immature, well. when youâre with the Z-team, you act like a child but besides that he respects you as a whole.
his first time he dispatched you, he had to scream not to kill anyone with your pretty âkillerâ moves. he means this literally he wishes he was joking, when he heard you yell âdance break!â he had to yell so many commands for you to not murder anyone. another fun way to give him a heart attack is when you take off your DJ headphones, because you completely turn off your music and lock the fuck in.
robert sweats a lot whenever he has to tell you where to go, not because you donât listen but he has to yell so much. you have some form of hearing damage due to the music youâre blasting. everyone has things that effect their powers, courtneyâs is having to hold her break to turn invisible yet she smokes and has asthma, punch up; heâs self explanatory. yours is that the louder the music is, the most dangerous and deadly your combos are. the only con is that your ears arenât built to take so much damage when the volumes are raised, so robert makes you learn american sign language. just in case, we never know.
i think it would be fucking badass if you used records as rollerblades, not just as ninja stars. imagine how fast youâd be going and throwing records at people. i think depending on the genre your tossing, they could either hit hard or sting slightly. you carry a metal baseball bat covered in scene stickers, it even has its own piercings aww! it has around 200 piercings with nails thatâs so nice of you to have your bat match your own piercings.
you and prism have the proud title of undefeated duo. youâre duo name has to be âmixed musicâ you make the beats, she handles the rest. bars or concerts hate the see the two do you coming their way. the two of you sing together, make songs and have way too much fun even if thereâs a slight age difference between you two.
you trade music recommendations, you do the same with robert actually. heâs a little more hesitant since he seems how you act out on missions, so he turns his volume on the lowest setting so he doesnât go deaf. he actually enjoys your music, but he refuses to give any recommendations. hes afraid youâre one of those people who judge what others listen too, after some reassurance he gives you one song. even if itâs not to your taste, the two of you respect each others music. dance to the beat of your own drum or whatever !