#dispatch shit post

I'm just imagining Robert mindlessly doom scrolling as one does, and he stumbles across a thirst edit of him and he's just watching in horror like

I'm just imagining that HR uses Z-Teams dispatch audio logs for new hires

HR and new hires are sitting in the meeting room, a projector and a screen with the lights off, and it starts off with Phenomaman (before he was depressed af)

"this is how one interacts with ones team"

*cue audio from the A-Team of them interacting positively and cooperating with their dispatcher*

"This is how you effectively communicate with your team and dispatcher!"

"and this, is not how one interacts with their team."

*cue the audio of Visi and Prism where Invisigal was talking about seeing Robert in his underwear, and Prism goes "He packing much?" And absolutely cracking up along with Invisigal*

"This is disrespectful and demeaning to your dispatcher, one should never discuss clothing habits or genitals of your dispatcher or other colleagues"

And the entire rest of the presentation is just more examples of with HR just shaking their heads the entire time, but not really doing much because they know that only Robert can make the Z-Team work like they do

captured this while writing for chapter 1 of my vigilante fic

didn't need the audio, just the dialogue so i had music playing in the background....

and it created this