Hey, one of the janitor's here. Nick needs to take a break because he accidentally ate one of those... Weed brownies? I don't know who put them in there but I've disposed of them. I'll take Nick to the medbay but we really need to watch out for these.
Also the kind old lady from my neighbourhood baked those cookies people like, they're in the break room for anyone to have. Feel free to get one.
oh, im fairly certain that those brownies are Sonars, tell nick to file a report and we'll add it to the list of marijuana-related reports against Sonar
also why the hell would you throw those away so quickly i would kill for a fucking weed brownie right about now
i will gladly go take a cookie, god knows i need it. tell her she has one HR violation free pass as a thanks from us