#dislikes.

𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴.

erin invicta everly.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴.

erno-horno. there’s no such thing ! erin loves all the nicknames because they’re signs of affection. if anything, she doesn’t like being called by her FULL name — erin invicta ( because it reminds her of her childhood and her mother’s attempts to scold her ).

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙾𝚁.

green-tinged brown. it reminds her of diarrhea. GROSS !

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚂𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙾𝙽.

erin believes that there’s something beautiful about each and every season — they’re all unique and charming in their own way. it’s fascinating how the world changes and evolves but if she HAD to choose . . . she’d say autumn. while the combination of reds, oranges and yellows is stunning, cozy and undoubtedly heartwarming ( and she gets to wear her cashmere sweaters ! ), the season itself reminds her of death. there are no flowers, the leaves fall from the trees, the wind gets more and more chilly every day, it rains more often ( especially in new york city ! ) and everyone’s grumpy. she’s a california girl — she likes it best when the sun is shining and warming up her rosy cheeks, when the flowers around are blooming and the air is filled with the soft chirping of little birds.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 – 𝙷𝙾𝚃 𝙾𝚁 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙳.

cold.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙸𝙳𝙰𝚈.

erin LOVES all the holidays, the tiny ones as well as the more festive ones ! ( especially when she becomes a mother because then she gets to show her little humans how fun these special days are and marvel at their happiness ). that being said, she could do without martin luther king day or labor day.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳.

anything taco bell ! for obvious reasons . . . but also pineapple on pizza. it’s crime against humanity — what a a horrible combination of textures and tastes ! she will refuse to eat it unless she’s starving ( and i mean, DAYS without food ).  

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁.

black licorice and banana. do people who come up with these GENIUS ideas to make banana popsicles even try them ? doubt it.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙺.

alcohol — vodka, beer, whiskey. eww. just throw it all away, who needs those anyway ? they only mess with people’s heads.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃.

vomit, cigarette smoke ( she doesn’t smoke, so spending longer periods of time in places filled with cigarette smoke gives her a headache ) and chanel no.5 — she hates it. her mother uses it.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳.

undoubtedly, the sound of babies / children crying. it breaks her heart and makes her want to bawl her eyes out as well, mostly because she is a very empathetic and caring person. if she could, she would love on and tend to all the little humans in the world. she doesn’t want these innocent angels to be uncomfortable or experience even an ounce of pain. ( also the sound of her loved ones crying — she’s never witnessed anything quite as painful as the sight of axl falling apart ).

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚃𝚅 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚆.

crime shows. do people really want to learn about criminals and the horrible acts that they commit ? WHY ?

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚂𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙻 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙰 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝚃𝚄𝙳𝚈.

math. then again — school in general.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙰𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙹𝙾𝙱.

i haven’t really talked much about the things that erin does for a living ( i should write a separate headcanon about it ) but . . . BEING A MODEL — she despises disgusting photographers who try to take advantage of young girls and fill their heads with dreams about fortune and fame, make empty promises in return for nasty things. as an ACTRESS, the toughest and the least favorite part of her job is having to learn to deal with rejection. WHEN SHE’S A TEACHER, erin always gets emotional when she has to say goodbye to her class at the end of the year. FLORIST / WEDDING PLANNER —  lifting heavy buckets of water / having to work on the weekends and clients who change their minds ten times a day.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙸𝚃 𝙸𝙽 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚂.

dishonesty and greediness.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙴.

hospitals.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙺 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃.

her miscarriages.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙼𝚂𝙴𝙻𝚅𝙴𝚂.

her stubbornness.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙳𝙰𝙸𝙻𝚈 𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁𝙴.

sweeping floors and washing dishes.  

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚃𝚈𝙿𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶.

do bras count ? BURN THEM !

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁.

heat vision. if she had any superpowers, she wouldn’t want to use them to hurt people, she would use them to protect and defend them, help the ones in need.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙱𝙴𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙸𝙽 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴.

the possibility of getting her heart broken.

𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷.

everything ? erin is afraid of dying . . . dying old, alone and unloved.

Here's a few:

People who eat my food.

When I'm being ignored.

Ugly shoes.

Ridiculous outfits.

Weirdness being mistaken for uniqueness.

Ugly handwriting.

When it's too cold.

p30pl3 tYpiNq lYkk d!$ !!

When people don't voice their opinion.

The smell of gas.

Being woken up when I'm taking a nap.

WHEN MY FAVORITE BOOTS GET DIRTY AND I'M TOO LAZY TO CLEAN THEM RIGHT AWAY SO I DON'T AND NOW THE STAIN WON'T GO AWAY!!!