Vetinari: Well, Vimes and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's --
Vimes: Sentences.
Vetinari: Please, don't interrupt me.

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Vetinari: Well, Vimes and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's --
Vimes: Sentences.
Vetinari: Please, don't interrupt me.

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I need you to take my dragon to be with Sam in the city. Now, I know what you’re going to ask me, and the answer is no, I don’t have a map of the booby traps, but I can tell you how he thinks.
Sybil Ramkin
Angua: He is a Music With Rocks In star.
Vimes: Oh, please. Music With Rocks In stars wish they were he. The man can tell how long a corpse has been decomposing by studying the maggots inside. I'd like to see Agnes Nitt do that.
Angua: Not sure Agnes Nitt counts as a Music With Rocks In star, sir.
Vimes: She sings in Morporkian. That's Music With Rocks In.
Angua: Yes.
Vetinari: I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
Vimes: I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you.
Vetinari: And yet crime has continued.
Albert: Guess what I'm holding behind my back.
Death: BEFORE WE BEGIN, WHAT ARE THE PARAMETERS OF THE GUESSING GAME? HOW MANY GUESSES DO I GET? IS THERE A TIME LIMIT?
Albert: Forget it, you ruin everything. It's the Horsemen of the Apocalypse Code and Ethics Manual, Chapter 4, Page 83.
Death: YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TOLD ME. I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT. NOW I'VE WON.

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[Vetinari walks in with a wire-haired terrier]
Vetinari: Where is my dog?
Vimes: Aren't you standing right next to him?
Vetinari: This bitch? Please.
The bartender made me my favorite drink. It's called a bottle of whiskey.
Sam Vimes
I smiled at you. For WHAT?!
Adora Belle Dearheart (to Moist)