#discworld snuff

A copper should always be willing to learn, and Vimes had learned from Lord Vetinari that you should never react to any comment or situation until you had decided exactly what you were going to do. This had the dual attraction of preventing you from saying or doing the wrong thing while at the same time making other people extremely nervous.

Discworld Snuff be like

Something about tears of the mushroom performing at the opera house makes me so frustrated I wanna cry.

"The law is one and immutable. It does not care who anybody is and at that moment you, in a very real way, are it, and therefore nor do you."

"As for bloody jurisdiction, murder is the crime of crimes. According to the Omnians it was the third crime ever committed! (note: The first two being common theft and public indecency.) I know of no society anywhere in the world that doesn’t consider it a crime to be pursued with vigour, understand? And as for the law, don’t try to talk to me about the law. I am not above the law, but I stand right underneath it, and I hold it up!"

Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.