#disconnected 8

Your blood's honey

is where mosquitoes will bee

Timelessness lies

as eternity

A blade of grass cut

by a lawnmower's blade

A back-stabbing spouse

by his sidepiece, betrayed

The slime of an egg,

albumen it is called

Transplants of follicles

satisfy the bald

Doggies are cute

and yum in Korea

Gandhi ate little

but still got diarrhea

The better the vacuum

the more it sucks

You'll never believe

the dickies of ducks

Buttons are nice

but zippers are quicker

NYSE and Nasdaq

cannot share a ticker

Dissatisfaction

is looking for more

Pine-Sol is great

for cleaning the floor

I'm a word farmer

who's spreading some seed

Grandma just dusted

a phat bowl of weed

Nothing uninstalls confidence

like a dollop of depression

You'll never get to have

a second first impression

Ladders have rung

but none are there ringing

Bounce sheets are known

to resolve static clinging

Quantum entanglement

was Einstein's old "spooky"

Pipe dreams are pulled

from the neck of a pookie

Evergreens die

so we can all celebrate

And though you have lovers

you still masturbate

A wide-eyed toddler,

for Christmas, gets a pup

Mom practiced blow jobs

on pickles growing up

An engagement ring slips

and falls in the river

A tongue on that pearl

causes her quiver

Stratford-upon-Avon

is little Willy's home

You can use Planck

to measure quantum foam

The wombat can shit

a near-perfect cube

You spend too much time

with PornHub and lube

A previous owner

has nothing new to sell

Winter will spring

after summer has fell

A dozen life terms

is no worse than one

The past-tense of shin

is not to be shun

Fellatio's amazing,

cunnilingus is better

Scarlett Johansson

has two double letters

Some holy guy's bread

holds a body of wine

Outgrown fairy tales

have their moments to shine

The year 2020

has been full of surprises

Hemingway knew

the old man...also rises

Everything happens

for no reason at all

What's really the difference

between scarf and shawl?

Teal is confusion

among green and blue

You neighbor gets hi

each time she sees you

God doesn't need

a sinner's repentance

Sometimes I struggle

to finish a sen

You may be too young

to work a rotary phone

A bachelor's on a date

overdoused in cologne

Four out of five users

prefer the scent of cocaine

Criss Angel is jealous

of his "friend" David Blaine

The poor Lindbergh baby

was skillfully snatched

Who painted the Kremlin

In colors mismatched?

A half-dozen singers

is a trio...twice

You'll fuck up your teeth

if you overcrunch ice

A quill is a cover

for a porcupine's escape

Polygons come

in all sorts of shape

An island's an isle

but an aisle is a path

Differential equations

are a nightmare in math

Pussy in Hungary

is a plant on the cheek

As you get older

your bladder may leak

We all will dissolve

as a matter of time

A poem is prose

if it doesn't share a similar sound