#disaster simon

@coartremix

(Thanks for putting up with me @noblecorgi you're such an amazing author and I love ch.14 so fkn much!!)

What are they arguing about? Who knows. Maybe Simon's like "dude I hate you I know you're a f*cking vampire I can see your damn fangs stop denying it you're totally gaslighting me how dumb do you think I am don't answer that shit wait your fangs are actually really hot can you eat with those they look super sharp can I touch em how much blood do you need are you looking for a donor because I think I have a lot of extra blood like I'm always hot and sweating and blushing and stuff so like I'm sure I could spare a pint or two but only if you wanna try I bet my blood would taste like buttered scones since that's the main component of my diet and I could probably start eating extra if you need blood like every day so I could keep my strength up but like how does this even work should I go wash my neck do you wanna try right now because I don't really have any plans this evening so if you're free and like your fangs are right there and and holy shit they're like glinting how do you keep your teeth so white I bet you've never had a cavity in your life can you even go to a normal dentist or do they notice your fangs how do you get your plaque scraped if you can't go to a dentist is there a spell for that there probably is and nobody ever told me not that I would try it on myself my teeth would probably all fall out if I did but I bet I could ask Penny to do it for me or maybe you could because if I start giving you my blood which I'm totally down for anytime then maybe you'd have more energy and wanna do nice things for me so if you want my neck is right here and like I'm totally not pressuring you but please bite me I feel like I'm gonna go off your fangs Baz your damn fangs are doing things to me and I can't...."