I swear I’m trying my best to write these damn disaster professors in the wake of post-finale writer’s block— their first alternative rendezvous:
Sluts 💖
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I swear I’m trying my best to write these damn disaster professors in the wake of post-finale writer’s block— their first alternative rendezvous:
Sluts 💖

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Tabula Rasa by depraveddame
| 666 | explicit | human au, professor au, enemies to lovers, enemies with benefits, rivals, D/s vibes, elevator/lift shenanigans, semi public, dirty talk, coming in pants |
Part Three of The Unity of Opposites: Crowley’s having a comically bad morning, and to make matters worse, of course he ends up in the lift with none other than Professor fucking Fell.
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He swallows a garbled cough— swears he can hear Fell smirk— before resuming his stony silence. Dearly regretting his choice of a turtleneck, suddenly sweltering.
Fell politely asks which floor the others need, but Crowley doesn’t hear the answer as Fell reaches to press the corresponding button, leaning forward—
Crowley barely bridles his gasp at the telltale ridge of heat pressing into him from behind. Gone in a flash, but leaving a burn that scalds. A drop of hot oil searing his skin with a mark that’ll linger for weeks.
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Gadfly by depraveddame
| 1332 | explicit | human au, professor au, enemies to lovers, enemies with benefits, academic rivalry gone wild, D/s vibes, flashback, wall slam, first time, hate sex vibes |
Part Five of The Unity of Opposites.
How was it that two academic enemies came to collide in a storm that's lasted for over two months?
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And then he watched as Fell’s eyes, twin thunderclouds flashing pewter, dropped. Flicked down to look at something Crowley couldn’t discern from his position.
…was it his own mouth…?
His jaw clicked as he took note of the Cupid’s bow curve of Fell’s upper lip. He’d never noticed its shape before or maybe just hadn’t allowed himself to dwell on it —
“If you’re quite finished,” Fell’s murmur shattered the silence, his eyes flickering up, “I’m afraid I must insist that you remove your hands from my person.”
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Empiricism by depraveddame
| 666 | explicit | human au, professor au, enemies to lovers, enemies with benefits, rivals, D/s vibes, forbidden tenderness, reverent touches, feelings denial/realisation, bandstand vibes |
Part Four of The Unity of Opposites.
After The Lift Incident, Aziraphale continues to valiantly deny the empirical evidence he’s been gathering— until he no longer can.
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In place of slotting his boot between Crowley’s waiting thighs, Aziraphale’s hand deviates down the back of his burning neck. Melds with the delicate, meandering topography of his uppermost vertebrae.
His other hand diverts to cradle Crowley’s feverish cheek, traces the jut of his chin and trails the beveled shadow of his jaw before dropping to cup the front of his quivering throat.
Gently holding the forbidden fruit of its bobbing apple in his palm.
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Free Will by depraveddame
| 666 | explicit | human au, professor au, enemies to lovers, enemies with benefits, rivals, D/s vibes, face fucking, denial, tenderness, oblivious pining |
Sequel to Akrasia: Aziraphale and Crowley meet exactly one week later in his office, as always. It goes as it always does.
Until it doesn't.
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Aziraphale has developed a Pavlovian response to the turning of his office doorknob.
Its whirring susurration is now a call to arms, a bugle blaring through veins. Assuming command over his blood and its priorities, demanding it pool between his legs.
shhhh-clickkk—
He watches Crowley lower to his knees after what hardly constitutes a greeting: surnames testily exchanged, eyes mingling for seconds made weighty with unspoken scorn.
Aziraphale is already hard, straining in his trousers.
Thoroughly conditioned.
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Hii!! i just needed to tell you; i was scrolling on my dash (like the devestated good omens fan i am) when i read your post "is free will in the room with us" and was I went "omg, they're so correct im so glad someone's saying it"- and then my eyes flick to the handle. and i freak. because i kid you not 2 days earlier i finished reading your enemies to lovers professors au, and the smut was so memorable that your user's been burned into my brain anyway i just really appreciate you so much!!! that au is amazing, and your opinions are great, and the fact i stumbled across you in the wild is hilarious to me <3
Hii!!! Oh my god I LOVE this. I love that you were just reading the disaster professors 🥹 and that you randomly found me here! 💖
Thank you so much for dropping a line and for being so so sweet. It really means a lot to me and I'm delighted you stumbled onto my blog here! Thank you for reading and for your lovely compliments, I'm blushing heh <3
OK so I have read 'unity of opposites' way too many times the last couple of weeks, it is like my comfort food as we wait for S3. Will there be a new chapter anytime soon? How many chapters do you have planned? Whatever the answers, thank you for what already exists.
oh my goodness hi! AH, I can’t tell you how delighted I am that you’re enjoying the unity of opposites, and I’m even more thrilled that it’s been a comfort food of sorts 😍💖🙏🏻 that makes me so happy to hear.
There should be a new installment soon-ish! I’m trying to decide if I’ll do a part that’s entirely made up of text messages between them, or if I’ll just do one or two along with standard text. I’m hoping to make some headway on that this week/next week and would love to have something new posted by the end of the month.
As far as how many parts I have planned, iiiii am not sure 😅 this is definitely my most amorphous AU at the moment— I think I will have at LEAST five more parts that vary in length, but it could be more/less. Those two tend to go very quiet for a bit (probably as they’re making out or something, now that they’re finally kissing) before they then begin to demand attention from me, and I inevitably give in. But I think about them all the time! I think after the finale I’ll probably start making decent headway again ✨
Thank you so much for messaging, and thank you so much for reading!!! I’m so thrilled you enjoy the disaster professors, and I can’t wait to share more with you 🙏🏻
— Chloe 💖
Just read the newest part of unity of opposites, and I ADORE it. You are doing amazing, and please never stop writing
🥹💖 ahhhhHHH oh my goodness, thank you so much— you’re so very kind and this means a lot to me! So thrilled you enjoyed Ataraxia, too. Thank you for reading and for taking the time to drop a line, it really made my morning 🫶