#disaster professors

Tabula Rasa by depraveddame

| 666 | explicit | human au, professor au, enemies to lovers, enemies with benefits, rivals, D/s vibes, elevator/lift shenanigans, semi public, dirty talk, coming in pants |

Part Three of The Unity of Opposites: Crowley’s having a comically bad morning, and to make matters worse, of course he ends up in the lift with none other than Professor fucking Fell.

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He swallows a garbled cough— swears he can hear Fell smirk— before resuming his stony silence. Dearly regretting his choice of a turtleneck, suddenly sweltering.

Fell politely asks which floor the others need, but Crowley doesn’t hear the answer as Fell reaches to press the corresponding button, leaning forward—

Crowley barely bridles his gasp at the telltale ridge of heat pressing into him from behind. Gone in a flash, but leaving a burn that scalds. A drop of hot oil searing his skin with a mark that’ll linger for weeks.

Gadfly by depraveddame

| 1332 | explicit | human au, professor au, enemies to lovers, enemies with benefits, academic rivalry gone wild, D/s vibes, flashback, wall slam, first time, hate sex vibes |

Part Five of The Unity of Opposites.

How was it that two academic enemies came to collide in a storm that's lasted for over two months?

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And then he watched as Fell’s eyes, twin thunderclouds flashing pewter, dropped. Flicked down to look at something Crowley couldn’t discern from his position.

…was it his own mouth…?

His jaw clicked as he took note of the Cupid’s bow curve of Fell’s upper lip. He’d never noticed its shape before or maybe just hadn’t allowed himself to dwell on it —

“If you’re quite finished,” Fell’s murmur shattered the silence, his eyes flickering up, “I’m afraid I must insist that you remove your hands from my person.”

Empiricism by depraveddame

| 666 | explicit | human au, professor au, enemies to lovers, enemies with benefits, rivals, D/s vibes, forbidden tenderness, reverent touches, feelings denial/realisation, bandstand vibes |

Part Four of The Unity of Opposites.

After The Lift Incident, Aziraphale continues to valiantly deny the empirical evidence he’s been gathering— until he no longer can.

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In place of slotting his boot between Crowley’s waiting thighs, Aziraphale’s hand deviates down the back of his burning neck. Melds with the delicate, meandering topography of his uppermost vertebrae.

His other hand diverts to cradle Crowley’s feverish cheek, traces the jut of his chin and trails the beveled shadow of his jaw before dropping to cup the front of his quivering throat.

Gently holding the forbidden fruit of its bobbing apple in his palm. 

Free Will by depraveddame

| 666 | explicit | human au, professor au, enemies to lovers, enemies with benefits, rivals, D/s vibes, face fucking, denial, tenderness, oblivious pining |

Sequel to Akrasia: Aziraphale and Crowley meet exactly one week later in his office, as always. It goes as it always does.

Until it doesn't.

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Aziraphale has developed a Pavlovian response to the turning of his office doorknob.

Its whirring susurration is now a call to arms, a bugle blaring through veins. Assuming command over his blood and its priorities, demanding it pool between his legs.

shhhh-clickkk—

He watches Crowley lower to his knees after what hardly constitutes a greeting: surnames testily exchanged, eyes mingling for seconds made weighty with unspoken scorn.

Aziraphale is already hard, straining in his trousers.

Thoroughly conditioned.

Hii!!! Oh my god I LOVE this. I love that you were just reading the disaster professors 🥹 and that you randomly found me here! 💖

oh my goodness hi! AH, I can’t tell you how delighted I am that you’re enjoying the unity of opposites, and I’m even more thrilled that it’s been a comfort food of sorts 😍💖🙏🏻 that makes me so happy to hear.

There should be a new installment soon-ish! I’m trying to decide if I’ll do a part that’s entirely made up of text messages between them, or if I’ll just do one or two along with standard text. I’m hoping to make some headway on that this week/next week and would love to have something new posted by the end of the month.

As far as how many parts I have planned, iiiii am not sure 😅 this is definitely my most amorphous AU at the moment— I think I will have at LEAST five more parts that vary in length, but it could be more/less. Those two tend to go very quiet for a bit (probably as they’re making out or something, now that they’re finally kissing) before they then begin to demand attention from me, and I inevitably give in. But I think about them all the time! I think after the finale I’ll probably start making decent headway again ✨

Thank you so much for messaging, and thank you so much for reading!!! I’m so thrilled you enjoy the disaster professors, and I can’t wait to share more with you 🙏🏻