#disable device

[This is because today I learned that “'moocher’ is an old word!”, and originally meant sneak thief. :) I couldn’t find a good extended version of the song - the only one on youtube is apparently by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, a rather bland revival band - so here’s Cab with the short version from The Blues Brothers, because iconic. (Bonus: Elwood sabotaging patrol cars.) Full lyrics below.]

Cab Calloway - Minnie the Moocher

Folks, here’s a story ‘bout Minnie the Moocher She was a red-hot hoochie-coocher She was the roughest, toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

She messed around with a bloke named Smokey She loved him though was cokey He took her down to Chinatown And he showed her how to kick the gong around

She had a dream about the King of Sweden He gave her things that she was needin’ He gave her a home built of gold and steel A diamond car with a platinum wheel

He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses Each meal she ate was a dozen courses She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes She sat around and counted them all a million times

Now Min and Smokey, they started jaggin’ They got a free ride in a wagon She gave him money to pay her bail But he left her flat in the county jail

Poor Min met old Deacon Lowdown He preached to her that she ought to slow down But Minnie wiggled her jelly roll And Deacon Lowdown yelled, “Lord save my soul!”

They took her where they put the crazies Now poor Min’s kicking up those daisies You’ve heard my story this is her song She was just a good gal, but they done her wrong

Ever wonder why you'd need disable device when you have a greatax? Well this desk used by King Fredrick William II just might be your answer. A desk like this could hold any number of traps or secrets that, if you tried to force it, would destroy what you need.

How To Speeks Goblin|

Here we are once again Nerdarchy webcomic fans. This week our goblin is in real trouble as he shows off his disable device skill. At this point I’m thinking he wishes he had few more ranks in it.

“Look out below goblin coming down fast!”

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