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A place for me to collect and update my fics. There’s a lot of smut and angst, so if you’re into that kind of thing this list is for you~ All links resolve through AO3, but I also write on AFF. Anything with an asterisk (*) by the title denotes a possible trigger warning. 

BTS

*The Nearness of You - Taegi, M, 10.1k, angst & fluff, complete

Taehyung is a black cat hybrid in a magical world that detests his kind. When Yoongi, a student studying the Magical Arts, performs a spell to summon a witch's familiar, he unknowingly grants Taehyung the opportunity for freedom and love he's long been denied.

*Yellow - Yoonseok, M, 3.1k, angst, complete

Hoseok has the power to make anything from his imagination come to life. He uses this power to help out a depressed Yoongi.

Post Blue - Namtaekook, E, 22.5k, smut, permanent hiatus 

Namjoon is a philosophy professor at the university Jungkook and Taehyung attend. Jungkook is a shy student who finds solace in the unique pleasure of pain. Taehyung is an effervescent student who finds confidence in the beauty of bondage rope.

Vanilla Frappuccinos - Namseok, T, 4.1k, fluff, complete

Tuesday, T-minus 3 days until final exam: Seokjin sat in a dark corner of the second floor of the library so no other student could see his face of shame. When he glanced up, Namjoon’s dimpled smile greeted him.

*Hard Knocks - Junghope/Yoonmin, E, 34k, angst & hurt/comfort, complete; part 1 of Hard Knocks, Soft Kisses

A passerby strolling through these tunnels would have no concept of the barbarity that resided there every third Thursday night. To a fighter trained in the art of human destruction, the lingering energy could suffocate, crushing their diaphragms under the sheer semblance of violence.

Can I Kick It? - Yoonmin, T, 3k, fluff, complete; part 2 of Hard Knocks, Soft Kisses

“Aw, you didn’t pick a place? That’s not very romantic of you.” Jimin tutted as he drew an exaggerated X over the sloppy heart he’d drawn next to the frowny face in the steamy mirror.

Yoongi’s eyebrows furrowed, “Am I supposed to be romantic?”

*Code Blue - Namseok, T, 5.9k, fluff & hurt/comfort, complete

Dr. Namjoon struggles with the high-pressure risks of being a medical doctor, but the compassion of the handsome head surgeon Dr. Seokjin Kim and the unwavering positivity of ill patient Jimin Park remind him of why he chose to be a doctor in the first place.

Hong Kong - Sugamon, E, 2.7k, smut, complete

“You, of all people, should know how talented my tongue is.” Yoongi harassed, tongue licking tantalizingly at Namjoon’s plump lower lip.

Look Here - Jikook, E, 3.2k, smut, complete

Admittedly, Jimin knew he was being over the top. As far as he was concerned, literal eons passed since Jungkook let loose. He missed that. And, seriously, Jungkook was just so good-looking. So, there’s that. 

MONSTA X

Because of U - Showhyung, M, 5k, smut & fluff, complete

Hyungwon patted his palm over his mouth as he fake yawned. “I require sixteen to twenty hours a day. Didn’t you read the adoption papers?” His pink-tipped tail whipped once behind him to accent the sassiness of his words. AKA: New hybrid owner Hyunwoo falls in love with sassy kitty Hyungwon.

*Exquisite Corpse - Hyungki, E, 16.8k, angst & hurt/comfort, complete

Hyungwon owns a cyborg repair clinic in the post-war outskirts of Neo Seoul. Life is alright, especially with his cybernetically-enhanced best friend Kihyun. One day at breakfast, news of a deadly virus infecting cybernetic-kind shakes them to their core.

How He Loves - Showho, E, 13.8k, smut & fluff, complete 

Hoseok teaches Hyunwoo how to be a proper Dom, but Hyunwoo develops feelings beyond their friends with kinky benefits relationship.

*Undertow - Showki/Jookyun, E, 21.8k+, ABO & angst, WIP

In which self-destructive, high school math teacher Kihyun gets too caught up in the undertow of his own life that he doesn't see how close he is to drowning.

Down for the Count - Showho/Showkiho/Hyungheon, E, 73.6k, smut, complete

Hyunwoo and Hoseok are star wrestlers on their university's acclaimed wrestling team. To maintain their grades before tournament season, smart and sassy Kihyun tutors them in calculus. Co-written with Revel_In_It.

*Cherry Blossoms & Unpaid Debts - Showki/Kihyuk, E, 93.6k+, ABO & angst, WIP

The young ones were the best victims, so vulnerable and easily manipulated. Co-written with @kihyunsbabe.

Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Hyungwonho/Showki, T, 5.4k, fluff, complete

At a Christmas party, Hyungwon's spiked cider has a tendency to bring couples together. *Now translated into Russian by Ghost000! Read here.

Taste in Men - Showkiho, E, 13.3k, smut, complete

Kihyun and Hyunwoo find the missing link they never knew they craved.

Our Underworld - Wonheon, M, 4.9k, hurt/comfort, WIP

On October 6, 1994, the bright energy of the goddess once known to the ancients as Persephone entered its newest host, Lee Jooheon.

Alternatively, a modern (gay) retelling of the story of Hades and Persephone with a dark twist.

*Wild Things - Wonheon, E, 24.2k+, smut & angst, WIP

A vice cop, a stripper, a gangster, and an information broker walk into a bar. Only one walks out. Co-written with Revel_In_It. 

MAMAMOO

Girl Crush (drabble collection) - Wheesa/Moonsun/OT4, G-E, 24k, all genres

NCT

Forever Always - Luwoo/Dono, M, 17.3k, fluff & smut, complete

Sheltered rich kid Jungwoo wasn't allowed to have a timer. At a college frat party, he met a boy whose timer went off the moment their eyes met.

How was he supposed to know they were soulmates?

PENTAGON

All Night Long - Jinwoo, M, 1.3k, smut, complete

ah, you’re so welcome ❤︎ And I’m so so so glad you loved it! I know I’ve said it a million times, but I really enjoyed writing everything~ I’m definitely going to do more dark concepts now, for sure–so I have a reason to thank you too :). The whole thing has made me more comfortable as a writer. 

We haven’t ever hosted a fic exchange before but if there is enough interest in the community then we would love to! Sounds like fun! 

Here ya go, darling~

M: Milky Way - VIXXE: Ex Girl (feat. 휘인) - Monsta XG: Good Bye Bye - Nu'estA: Arario - ToppDoggN: No F.U.N. - Seventeen