#dirty?

idk if I have a dirty mind but isn't that.. 😳 or like is that a military thing?

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I have to confess that I was confused when I first wrote this... Like, I just remembered something "spank me daddy" (??don'tjudgeme??) I think it's something military, but I could be wrong... But hey, it's fanfiction so... Let's be happy, you can interpret it as something... dirty 🤗🫣 or military, everyone has a different interpretation. I think spanking may depend on the case? From being whipped as a military punishment used by Roman and Greek armies or something sexual towards his sweetheart. 🌚🌚🌚

@mukami-ruki @mukami-kou @azusakunmukami

Teach this lil’ sow what it means, yeah?

Eddie freshly back from his tours with Christopher and his service dog, Shadow, by his side. It’s a struggle to find work that will allow him to have his service dog with him so he decides to open a flower shop at his family’s encouragement. He enjoys it more than he thought he would, loves the slow-paced life he has now. One day his services get requested at the local firehouse, some kind of party is being thrown to celebrate one of their members coming back to work, and they want ALL of the flowers decorating the place for some reason.

So Eddie goes, Shadow diligently following at his side, and decorates the entire stationhouse in tulips and roses and marigolds and lilies. He hangs around briefly, making sure everything is to Hen’s satisfaction (of course it is, Eddie is fantastic at his job) when he notices one fireman, in particular, standing off to the side with a haunted look in his eyes that startlingly reminds Eddie of himself when he came back from tour. He asks Hen, but Hen dismissed him distractedly, only mentioning that his name is Evan and not to worry about it. Eddie lets it go, but later that night, he can’t seem to get those haunted eyes out of his head (not to mention that gorgeous face and- focus, Eddie).

So every day, for the next two weeks, he sends a bouquet of flowers to the station house addressed to this ‘Evan’. He doesn’t expect much from it, just hopes that maybe they’ll bring a smile to that sad face, and is pleasantly surprised when he sees Evan walk shyly into his store one day. They talk for a while, just small talk at first while Evan thanks him for the flowers. But then Evan keeps coming back, and Eddie keeps sending flowers. Eddie knows what he wants. He’s patient and willing to wait until Evan is ready.

One day, maybe after a few weeks of talking to each other, Evan asks Eddie out of a date and he agrees readily. The date goes well, and it’s only after that Evan confesses, however vaguely, the rough time he’s been going through (due to The Therapist but Eddie doesn’t know that yet), and how much Eddie’s daily flower bouquets have helped him keep smiling. And so, Eddie vows to do whatever he can to keep Evan smiling from then on.

I guess this is kind of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?