#dippler

Dippler: You think the whole world revolves around you, Song, but it doesn't. It revolves around the moon, and that's why we have winter!

Dippler: Hey, Dann. How’s your morning? Dann: Song just asked me what my favorite color was, then told me I was wrong. Dippler: So normal then?

Song, begrudgingly: Dippler was right. Dippler: Louder! Song: I do not love this side of you.

Dippler: What do you do when you see someone extremely gorgeous? Song: I stare. I smile. And then I put my mirror down.

Dippler: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? Burble: Schrödinger's boys. Dann: FUCK! Hiccup: What about cracking open a cold milkshake? Song: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. Song: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. Dippler: Dann: Burble: Song: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

Dippler: I have a bad feeling about this. Song: What do you mean? Dippler: Don’t you get the little voice in your head that tells you if you’re going to get in trouble. Song: No? Dippler: That explains a lot I guess.

Dann: Song, can I talk to you for a second? Song: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Dippler are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Dann: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.