AU: Robert forcing Z Team to have an official account to better connect with the public + having to actually open and use his own account
——- Twitter ——-
Mecha Man @MechaManOffical
I’m proud to announce that I will be returning to the field. I’m grateful for how patient and kind you’ve all been on my recovering from the coma, thank you and see you soon.
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Z Team Replies:
BlindForeva @PrismOfficial
Corny ass statement
Reply | invisiblestrap@InvisigalOfficial
They’re gonna come for you…
Reply | BlindForeva @PrismOfficial
WHAT IS THAT USERNAME!?
TheFire&TheFlame @FlambaeOfficial
Bro get this guy back out
ALLFREAK @SonarOfficial
WHOOH MECHA RIZZ IS IN THE FIELD CHAT!!
AverageAussie @MalevolaOfficial
Welcome back babes!
Coupé @CoupéOfficial
To fight with a hero as strategic with you is an honor
TopOfTheMornin’ @PunchUpOfficial
AYYE LAD! I TAKE BACK MY WASHED UP COMMENT
TheRock @GolemOffical
Cool
WAP @WaterboyOfficial
So good to have you back!!
Reply | Mecha Man @MechaManOfficial
Why is that your username??
Reply | WAP @WaterboyOfficial
Prism said it meant ‘wet and polite’ and I am that!
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Had a fun idea where Robert got traumatized as a child (probably thanks to his dad’s negligence) by having to watch a villain get burned alive in a grotesque and extended manner, the kind of immolation where it takes several agonizing minutes to die, and afterwards Robert was left with a fear of fire so intense that cripples him, leaves him unable to stomach the scent of cooking meat, unable to be in the same room as a fireplace, having panic attacks if he accidentally burns himself on something hot. His dad probably tolerated it for a bit, tried to be understanding, before impatience won out and he told Robert “you’re too old for these hysterics, if you want to be a hero, you need to man up and develop a thick skin”, and Robert of course took that harsh statement and internalized it.
But of course, trauma like that doesn’t just fade away. As an adult, Robert doesn’t cook anything that would require using a stove, he’s vegetarian because of his aversion to cooking meat, and he was only able to fight Flambae in that mall by completely dissociating while tears streamed down his face, fighting off a complete shutdown at the sight of a screaming man completely engulfed in flames. He cut Flambae’s fingers off because he completely panicked after being surrounded by searing fire, having a full on flashback to watching that villain die the same way, and after Flambae got arrested Robert barely made it home before having a panic attack so intense his neighbor called an ambulance.
When Flambae approached him in the bar years later, holding a flame close to his face, Robert barely managed to keep a straight face through the pounding of his heart and the chilling of his blood. When he found out he’d be working with Flambae, he forced himself to push through it because he’s a professional damn it, he wasn’t going to let his ‘stupid hangups’ get in the way of helping these potential heroes find redemption.
He tells himself he can handle it, but the truth is, Robert is absolutely terrified of Flambae, and he would rather die than let the arrogant man know that. He would rather endure the flickers of flame and threats of incineration when Flambae is irritated, the panic attacks in the bathroom after Flambae gets in his face, the churning nausea when Flambae playfully shows off his powers. He’d rather spend every day at work in a constant state of hyper vigilance and fear than give the arrogant dickhead the satisfaction of knowing that Robert is scared of him.
And when Robert starts developing feelings for Flambae, it’s confusing and upsetting and he has absolutely no idea how to handle it. How can he be so terrified of Flambae while also admiring him? How can the man frighten and endear him in the same breath? Why does Robert’s stupid brain have to make everything so difficult? And of course Robert thinks Flambae would be thrilled to know Robert’s afraid of him, thinks he’d be insufferably smug and dickish about it, thinks he’d crow and peacock and tell everyone who would listen that little bitchboy Robert was afraid of a little fire, that Flambae was such a badass that even the mighty Mecha Man feared him.
He doesn’t know that Flambae cares about him, that he likes him, that he wants to protect him, even if he grumbles and bitches about catching feelings for a boring white guy. Robert has no way of guessing that finding out how frightened he is by Flambae’s very presence would shatter Flambae’s heart and destroy his self-esteem and fill him with such self-loathing and misery it would make him sick, maybe plunge him back into destructive habits and unhealthy mindsets about being an irredeemable monster, fated to be a villain because of the destructive powers he was born with. How could he have ever been delusional enough to think he could be good. How could he ever think he could be a hero. How could he be anything but a force of destruction and pain. How could he pretend like he had any worth or potential when Robert, brave Robert who saw the good in everyone, was terrified by his mere presence? How could he have ever thought he’d deserve a man who encouraged and helped him even while flinching from his touch and trembling imperceptibly when he was near?
Eventually they’d talk, argue, cry, maybe go to therapy, but there would be a lot of angst before then lol. Maybe a cute scene where Flambae is angsting about his powers being nothing but destructive and Robert trying to comfort him by reminding him that yes, fire destroys, but it also brings warmth and light and life. And in trying to reassure Chad he is also reassuring himself, in a way
summary: the office holiday party slowly delved into chaos and you found some respite in the break room. luckily, someone joined you to keep you company
a/n: happy new years everyone!!
tags: fluff, first kiss, mistletoe kiss, alcohol, making out, grinding, caught, victor is a freak, poor malevola
ao3 version
while the thought of a quiet office party was nice, the phoenix program didn’t work that way. there was suddenly an abundance of alcohol that seemed to appear out of nowhere and in less than half an hour, 75% of the employees were sloshed out fo their minds. you’re pretty sure you saw prism making out with water boy in some poor soul’s cubicle (thankfully not yours).
seeking a little quiet away from the party to not have bass pounding in your ears of some strange remix of ‘last christmas’ by wham and techno music, you made a quick pot of coffee to ward off the sleepiness that alcohol usually gave you.
it was automatic at this point: coffee filter, pour in way too much ground coffee (what can you say, you like it strong), and press start.
standing alone made you realize just how tipsy you were. not quite world spinning, but it does somewhat feel like you're aboard a ship.
the small ding of the abused coffeemaker brings you back to dry land as you sift through a variety of mugs to find your favorite one.
just as you finished adding in the cream and sugar, the door opened and shut just as fast. you looked up and saw victor, smiling up at the bat hybrid who held a red solo cup that you could smell even a few feet apart.
“what the hell is in your drunk?” you asked with a scrunched nose, cupping your coffee close to your face and helped neutralize the smell.
“oh you know, a little of this, a little of that,” he said with a grin. “want some?” he offered, holding the cup towards you.
“i’m good, i’ve got my own,” you smiled and took a sip of your perfectly made coffee. somewhere on the drink table, you had snagged a shooter of coffee liquor, keeping your buzz alive while you tried to wake up a bit more.
victor chugged down the rest of his drink and let out a small burp, tossing the cup into the trash can that was across the room.
“did you hear flambae singing ‘santa baby’ earlier?”
you snorted into your cup and giggled, “i’m pretty sure the whole block heard his off key rendition of proclaiming his sexual relationship with santa. i wish prism would’ve given him her autotune mic.”
“oh believe me, she offered but he refused!” he exclaimed, shaking his head in disapproval with a chuckle.
a warm silence filled the room and you swore you could see a tipsy blush on victor’s cheeks.
right as you were about to break the silence, victor glanced up and you followed his gaze. in front of the cabinets, someone had hung mistletoe from the ceiling.
you would call it another hr violation, but it was after hours so who cares?
warmth creeped up your cheeks and you looked back at victor, who was already staring at your lips.
“it’s tradition to kiss under mistletoe right?” you commented softly, more for yourself than actually needing confirmation.
“yeah, we wouldn’t want to break tradition now would we?” he said with a wicked smile, practically vibrating in his polished loafers.
“no we wouldn’t,” you agreed and slowly closed the space between you two.
placing your hands on his chest as his found your waist, your lips met in an unsure kiss as you got lost in the taste of whiskey and coffee. you leans more into him and wrapped your arms around his neck, deepening the kiss. victor clutched at your shirt and walked you back against the counter. he easily lifted you up onto the slightly sticky surface, standing between your legs. your lips molded against each other as if you were made for each other.
keeping your hands firmly in his fur, you experimentally rolled your hips against the front of his pressed slacks, already feeling him starting to harden against you. victor let out a small moan against your mouth in response and bucked his hips up to your heat.
"fuck you're killing me sweetheart," he groaned and buried his face into your neck as the two of you fell into a clumsy rhythm. you could feel his hot breath and fangs grazing your skin as he pressed desperate kisses into your skin. one of your hands gripped the counter as he pressed his formerly crisp slacks against your inviting sex, a wet spot starting to take shape.
your mouth found his once again and just as you were starting to open the buttons on your uniform, the door swung open.
"hey vic, we're gonna-" malevola started and abruptly stopped as she said both of your dishelved states.
your face heated up and you attempted to brush your hair back to save some semblance of your dignity, but victor remained unfazed.
"be there in a sec, i'm a little busy right now," he said with an all too cocky grin.
"i see that, have fun you two," she teased with a sing song voice as she slipped out of the room, leaving you two alone once again.
he immediately leaned back in to kiss you once again, to which you leaned away and slapped his chest, "really? that was humiliating!"
"what? nah, she's caught me in way worse situations than this," he attempted to reassure you and trailed a few pecks down your jaw.
you huffed and shook your head, his touch once again persuading you to put down your guard.
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okay, now imagine ftm!Sonar wanting really bad to ride m!reader's dick 'just once' and trying to get more than one orgasm out of him
I am a big fan of this idea right here
I suck your blood
♤ Victor/Sonar x male!reader
♧ Smut, ftm!Sonar, bottom!Sonar, top!reader, riding, overstimulation, crying (minor and at the very end), Sonar is roommates with Malevola truther, needy Sonar
Word count: 0.7k
A/N: I need more pathetic Victor in my life, ik that man begs for dick like no other
"Pleaseeee, I'm already prepped and everything, babe."
Victor begged, quite literally on his knees pleading in front of you, hands clasped together and everything.
"Please let me ride your dick!"
He whined, giving you his best pout as he stared up with his big white eyes. You sighed, reaching down to undo your belt.
"Fine, but just once, I don't need you trying to suck the life out of me like last time."
Victor lit up, jumping to his feet shockingly fast. He immediately started stripping his clothes off recklessly, clearly needy. You were much slower, taking your time to tease Victor as you took of your belt, then your shirt, fiddling with the button of your pants before finally pulling them off. There was a sizable tent in your boxers as your dick grew harder at Victor's naked form, fluffy, dark grey hair covering a majority of his body and what it didn't cover was pale skin, ready to be covered in hickeys and cum. Slowly, you climbed onto the bed, lying back comfortably as you stared at Victor with an expectant look.
"Well? You wanted to ride me, get to work."
You said harshly, your words making Victor dick twitch. He nodded, almost frantically, as he got onto the bed and straddled you. He grinded down over your boxers, making both of you groan.
"Fuckk..."
You murmured, keeping your cool as Victor humped your bulge. His wet cunt was soaking your boxers the more he rocked. Eventually, he couldn't take it, pulling back so he could rip off your boxers, which he did. He stroked you a few times but it didn't take long for him to immediately position himself over your cock. He sunk down on you dick, body shuddering as he took you in fully.
"Ah... mhh, that's... that's good.."
He whimpered slightly, his big bat ears twitching slightly at the sound of his own cunt squeezing around you. His pace started off slow as he rocked lazily. One of his hand slipped down to his belly, pressing where he could feel you inside him. He moaned at the thought.
His need over took him though. His pace became faster and he moved with reckless abandon, like he'd die if he stopped. You began to lose control, your calmness replaced with moans as you gripped his hips in an attempt to slowly Victor down.
"F-Fuck! God damn... slow down- mhpf!"
You groaned despite your hips bucking into his for more stimulation. You could feel your balls tightening as your orgasm approaching. Nails dug into Victor hips as you babbled.
"Baby, baby, fuck- I'm so close... fu-fuck, just a little more, baby.."
You murmured, also feeling how Victor squeezed around you. He couldn't even get words out, only moaning as he moved even faster (if that was even possible). You came with a crash, orgasm hitting you like a ton of bricks. You slamed your hips up and, attempted, to hold Victor down as you filled him with your cum. He couldn't be stopped though. Despite also cumming, his orgasm making his legs tremble like jello, he didn't stop riding you. He bounced on you like it was the end of the world, like he was poisoned and your dick was the antidote.
"V-Vic-..."
You whimpered through overstimulation.
"F-Fuck, I to-told you... ah, mphf- only o-once.."
Victor grinned, breathing heavily as he continued to ride you. He looked like you had just told him he was a million bucks plus a crypto scheme.
"Y-yeah, I know... just one more?.."
He murmured, moans cutting through his sentence. The puppy eyes he gave you were irresistible, especially as he warm cunt squeezed around you tightly. With a huff you gave in, your hand sliding down his pelvis to thumb his dick earning some beautiful whimpers.
You knew it wouldn't be 'just one more'. You knew what you were in for, but how could you say no when Victor was crying on your dick from how good it felt? His moans and whimpers turning to hiccups and sniffles as you thrusted up into him again and again. You'd have to apologize to Mal tomorrow about the noise but tonight? You were fucking Victor senseless.