Mar 13, 2019
Me:
SnoozyAnon: Stares deep into my soul while eating bread
Me: Why are you like this.
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Me:
SnoozyAnon: Stares deep into my soul while eating bread
Me: Why are you like this.
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We made a Dutch baby for dinner tonight and it came out so good I almost cried
radishes are punchy man
My sister's dinner
Sister: I'm scared to put this in my mouth.
Me: *looks in bowl*
Me: I always say that it doesn't have to look pretty as long as it tastes good, but... it can't look like *that*
I was out at dinner with 2 friends and this girl came up to me sat down extremely close and said "you look lonely" I didn't know how to respond so I was like "no, I have these 2" and she smiles and said "oh okay" then gave us all fist bumps. She returned to her table and everybody laughed a bit. Then after dinner my friend told me I should go up and give her my number and say "thanks for keeping me company" as a joke like what she did to me. So I did but gave her a fake number, and I walked away extremely fast before I busted out laughing and I herd her whole table bust out laughing and going " OH MY GOD!!"
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me, about to open up some Grands biscuits: Aw, yeah I love opening these things! It's so fun!
biscuit tube: pop.
me: AHH GOD WHY
I went from making a simple, possible 20 minutes dinner to it taking an hour and a half with two separate phone calls. So now I have a bowl of chicken and rice and a bridal shower to plan for 4 weeks from now.
How to spot a gay
Dad: did you make those sausages?
Twin: no, I didn't want them to get cold and have to recook them.
Twin: do you want me to make them, now?
Dad: yes
Twin: how many?
Dad: uhh, I think just one
Twin: Tyler?
Me: how big are they?
Twin: *holds one up from across the the kitchen*
Me: soo, eight inches
Twin & I: *immediate eye contact, face palm and laughter ensues*