#dingleberry

No one will prolly see this but that’s okay

Hey there Ms Paps, have you checked out Meghanpedia lately?  You might get a larf -  it is obviously THE "source" and "friend" for the delusional Ducharse Dingleberry articles that bombard us almost daily.  Grand delusions are contributed by the Slurpin' Sussex Squad and published elsewhere, and also seem to form the basis of her court case garble against the Mail on Sunday.  Either that, or it is Dingleberry herself pretending to be various Slurpers on the site.

I was researching Northwestern University and its sororities.  We all know Princess Diana went there in June 1996.  At the time, the Chicago Tribune published about PD:

"In that infamous interview (BBC), Di said she wanted to be ambassador-at-large — a kind of good fairy sprinkling cash like fairy dust. The queen and the British government are against it.

 "That's a professional job for a professional diplomat," said Hamilton.

 That's why this trip to Chicago, her first abroad in six months, is so important to her.

 "She wants the British public to see that she is a very good ambassador and should be supported in her campaign to get the job," said Davies. "She wants this desperately. It would give her a purpose in life, other than of being the mother of the future King of England."

https://www.chicagotribune.com/history/ct-princess-diana-chicago-visit-19960605-story.html

PD wore a purple floor length dress to the "elite, classy (I shit you not) dinner" held for her by the uni president Henry Bienen (who went on to be Pres. of the Poetry Foundation but had to step down because the Foundation response to George Floyd wasn't acceptable or summat like that). 

A Slurper has taken things a little further with a 'Duchess Meghan-Princess Diana synchronicity all roads lead to Chicago' article, thirteen or so years later:

"Maybe God was remaining anonymous while guiding Princess Diana to the location her future daughter in law would attend school a year before Diana would be tragically killed in a car accident after being chased by photographers paid by the British Media, the same British Media which has been harassing Duchess Meghan for months with unfounded and/or false stories and accusations from suspect Kensington Palace sources all while pregnant with her first child.

 Maybe Meghan has felt Princess Diana’s guiding presence in her life for years beginning with when she would three years after Diana’s momentous visit there, move to Chicago to attend Northwestern University."

https://meghanpedia.com/duchess-meghan-princess-diana-synchronicity-all-roads-lead-to-chicago/

Also spinning off a Chicago Tribune article that was regurgitated in Town and Cuntry mag  (showing us Dingleberry's sorority pic after the engagement) was this Slurpin assessment of her character:

“The Tribune reached out to more than 140 of Markle’s sorority sisters, from her class and two classes before and after her, to get more insight into her college life. Most of the women did not respond to the request for comment. Some of those who politely declined to be interviewed offered that Markle “always seemed lovely,” “was always very kind,” “is a delightful person,” “is a lovely person” and “is a truly wonderful person.”

“Myself and most of my sisters agreed that she just is a really lovely person. She is respectful and polite. She always had this manner to her of being dignified and poised, just very appropriate in every circumstance. A person like that is what I wanted to ensure we had in our house and luckily, she liked us back.”

One of the reasons she got her own space is that she served as the recruitment chairwoman, which involved welcoming potential members into the house

Markle was diplomatic as she navigated conflict in the sorority house. She often dispensed fashion advice…“always pleasant, intelligent and articulate.”

https://meghanpedia.com/meghan-markle-at-northwestern-university-the-glass-slipper-project/

Town and Cuntry also linked to Chicago Sun twitter with a response to their tweet of the sorority photo:

'Is it true that she joined a “more expensive” white sorority instead of the black sorority?'

Well, yeah she did.  Apparently they only take people with money.

Anyway back to Dingleberry's Super Slurper's. 

 https://duchessofinfluence.com/  is linked too, and with a new, we still be royals logo, we learn that  'In leadership courage matters, not titles' in regard to Hasnoballs and Dingleberry's latest dough making enterprise haha.

There is also duchessofimpact.com to explore, Pig'sTig etc...

A sinister and very dark shadow looms in Dingleberry's kind soul and it is expressed through articles most foul toward Catherine. Hopefully the lid gets blown off Dingleberry's bs when she faces Justice Warby again over those "friends" A to E, and that letter to Daddy.

Here's one:

The Royal KAREN Has Come Out To Play

".....This was all BEFORE her brother-in-law, Prince Harry met and fell in love with his then girlfriend Meghan Markle. Karen was enjoying her cushy life, with all eyes on her. Then in rolls this strong, gorgeous, and accomplished woman on her brother-in-law’s arm. Their engagement and ensuing marriage captivates the attention of the world. Together, they are dynamite. The world and its media can’t get enough of them.

The newest Duchess was magnetic. She seemed to just naturally ease into her duties. She exuded warmth and had an easy and natural way with people, that endeared her to them. She took on her first foreign visit to Ireland like a duck to water."

https://meghanpedia.com/the-royal-karen-has-come-out-to-play/

How about 'Amateur hour at Kensington Palace' with a photo of Kate being hoisted in a chair, it's about the Tatler article Catherine the Great and tells us "How far the mighty have fallen."

William is a target too with 'BAFTAS so colonial: Thomas Markle and patron ‘saint’ Prince William'

https://meghanpedia.com/baftas-so-colonial-thomas-markle-and-patron-saint-prince-william/

On and on, and everywhere, Ducharse spews her vile bile through the Slurpin Squaddies.

Pimpstain and Papstans, I have a feeling that Dingleberry v Mail on Sunday is gonna be epic...

OMFG! I’ve never been to smegpedia..but damn, she must stay up all night writing this bull💩 and creepy creep creep about the parallels with Di..I’m so grossed out 🤢 thank you for this great submission.

It tastes like shit.

Love the @markraas reapfield character so much I commissioned my friend to make a 3D model of this little dingleberry, then got him 3D-printed with a black fuzzy velvet surface (they call it flocking!). Too much soulagna! Posting the 3D sketches/renderings if people are interested in that kinda thing.