#dingle hopper

This just in, a video gaming owl finds a fork and calls it a dingle hopper.

(sorry for the slow reply! >< Here’s a not so quick answer)

Ahhh….. well FEA I am pretty flexible but I am super fond of the following:

Gregordelia. OH MY GOSH. OTP. I hate Cordelia as a character by herself as far as hating characters in FEA goes which isnt really far I mean I don’t care about her one way or the other but she’s def my least favorite character who is worthy of slapping plenty of times. So why would I put her with one of the coolest characters who is always on job? BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE AND PERFECT TOGETHER AND SHE IS TRULY HAPPY WITH HIM which pretty much doesn’t happen in many of her matches and the way she falls for him and asks him is just sweet. Gregor is her redeeming quality. It’s precious. He makes her a better woman. They are both very much happy yes? Gregor totally does Severa’s hair for her too.

Plegiashipping (not an official name but it’s my name for it)…. Tharja and Henry are both so weird and disturbing in their own way it couldn’t end any way but weird and disturbingly hilarious. Theirs would be a marriage built on curses and crows. Black like the night and white like the…. not night. And a particular cocktail named Blood and Thunder.

Khanshipping (also made this name up) DUDE. Flavia and Basilio are practically already a canon married couple because they act like an old married couple already. Always trying to insult and oneup each other and arguing but it’s so obvious they wouldn’t have it any other way. Maybe they unite the kingdom of Ferox or something….. But still have the contests ;)

Not necessarily an OTP but I got turned on to Miriel x Kellam by a certain someone who isn’t around anymore on tumblr but such cute headcanons for them!

I like Sumia and Chrom so sue me…a. /shot

As for the dingle hoppers…. you probably won’t like what my answer is but….

I am a trashy tofushipper. I hate to admit it because I use to see so much hate whenever I’d even think of going in the tags and I was geniuinely afraid people would unfollow me over it but I really don’t care anymore. But I am a fan of Naegiri for sure too. But both of those are only on a ‘sort of’ level because honestly  I don’t really actually think about shipping in the context of the first DR in particular because they were too busy trying not to die (outside of Naegiri moments and the first few days). As for the first one, if anybody’s thinking wtf or of sending me hate anons well…. While most people into shipping (I am assuming) took the shippy bait with Komaru by end of the latest game, I actually started shipping them last year after I finished DR:AE. I had previously felt far sorrier for Toko and that she ‘deserved better’ than I did by the end of that game (as for Komaru she actually DOES deserve better if she were to be in a relationship. She’s still a kid though by comparison. They can make a bizarro friendship work though…. Komaru would make her a better person in THAT regard. She could probably help Kirigiri too since she’s got her own issues…. I like to think she joins as a junior agent after they finish their mission in Towa…. wow tangent.)  Now I think they deserve each other. They’re both manipulative and selfish and dishonest and can be incredibly caustic….. and I love them both. Though Togami is mostly a love-hate with the loving side mostly from his character traits making him into a meme, and of course Ishida.