#dinari

faireclairevoire Hi Dinari. I have a scoop for you.

hounds7oo7h oh, yeah?

faireclairevoire [Pic of a developed photo, featuring a selfie from a much younger, black-haired Dinari facing the camera seriously.] Exclusive, unreleased evidence of a young Almodóvar’s early MySpace outtakes.

hounds7oo7h I'm not sure how you found that. Or how much you think you know .

hounds7oo7h But i am not signing autographs at this time

faireclairevoire But there are mint condition and one-of-a-kind! Think about your fans.

hounds7oo7h Then you won't mind relinquishing possession of those photos to a trained professional then..... For archival reasons

faireclairevoire Of course; that's why I reached out to a professional who knows their true worth.

hounds7oo7h And what’s my worth to you?

faireclairevoire I'm more interested in what you think your worth is.

hounds7oo7h More than a photo of a virgin who can’t drive

hounds7oo7h I can broker you a deal, Richie Rags, double page article, photos included, but you have to deliver the prints and the negatives first and if not something interesting to write about, then at the very least escandaloso

faireclairevoire An interesting offer, but like many great auteurs, we have graduated from being in front of the camera to behind it. What kinds of stories are you breaking these days?

hounds7oo7h They have me on the standard beat D-list celebrities and the shakespeare that is their lives Sometimes the rise and fall sparks a conversation but most times it's break ups or binge drinking Speaking of, Hymie has a column on our blog now

faireclairevoire I’m sure it is as riveting and prescient as everything else your esteemed publication circulates. Also, keeping track of my personal affairs? Dinari, I’m scandalized. If you have a personal stake in me being single, all you have to do is ask. I want to come along on one of your shifts. And embargoed access to a scoop on someone of my choosing.

hounds7oo7h personal stake? richie, aren't you the one asking me on a work date?:/ now i'm just getting mixed signals i can do the tagalong partner but isn't direct access to my private discoveries a little presumptuous

faireclairevoire Well, I’ve never been one to separate work and play. [Another pic: this one of a lover of Dinari’s from long ago. Nothing racy, but it is undeniably and excruciatingly tender: the sun glints off the young man’s hair, his face turned half in profile over a cityscape a world away.] Aren’t we past the point of formalities? I feel like I already know you so well.

hounds7oo7h One person. I get the negatives before and the prints after the shift

11/12/2019

pomoprometheus: hey dinari... got a question for you...

hounds7oo7h: what’s up?

11/13/2019

pomoprometheus: is canzelle just like... celebrity gossip? does it every cover anything more... cultural?

hounds7oo7h: if you can be more specific i can check the archives to see if we’ve published something in the corresponding area haha

pomoprometheus: oh i'm not looking for something in the archives... i was wondering if they'd publish something i'd written...

hounds7oo7h: hymie you’re being so coy

pomoprometheus: i'm just looking for a publication for my art reviews lmao

pomoprometheus: that's all...

pomoprometheus: trying to veer away from k*ng publishing...

hounds7oo7h: oh ew

hounds7oo7h: i can see what i can do for you :)

pomoprometheus: thank you! i owe you one...

hounds7oo7h: okay bossthing said that there’s not really a market for that and the most it can do is offer a spot on the website’s blogosphere.... yet i got it to relent that if it gets engagement the editor might consider an addition to the print editions. better be good stuff sir

pomoprometheus: oh... wig... thank you so much dinari...

hounds7oo7h: wig, i can feel that already

pomoprometheus: i really really appreciate all this... lmk if there's anything i can do for you... :)

hounds7oo7h: yeah will do