#dimensional rifts

Ahriman: Why are you hovering!?

Mayor: No idea. But it's nice, because that means I'm even higher up.

Mayor: Plus, I can stand like this. It's as if it's bigger on the outside.

Ahriman: It's usually more practical when things are bigger on the inside.

Ahriman: But this isn't normal behaviour even for a spellcaster pantry. Is there a dimensional rift somewhere close by? I've never noticed any in my home, but you cats are much better at finding them.

Mayor: Yes, we are, and I've already found several in your house, but I don't think there's one h-

Mayor: Oop- There is!

Ahriman: Okay, that's enough about my weird pantry for today. I'm getting hungry and this stew has my name on it.

Mayor: I can't believe that I didn't notice the dimensional rift, but it's good to know there's one here to travel through.

Ahriman: Join me for dinner?

Mayor: Sure.

Ahriman: Could you maybe not sit with your butt facing my food?

Mayor: What's wrong with my butt?

Ahriman: It doesn't belong close to food. I'd say it doesn't belong on tables either, but anyway, at least turn around.

Mayor: Okay, fine.

Mayor: See? I turned around.

Ahriman: Very funny. You're not allowed on the table from now on.

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