#dilfiisms

THERE WE GO IT’S CANON YOUNG DAN’S HAT IS WENDY’S I DON’T MAKE THE RULES

“I don’t think I understand. I did a good job didn’t I?” he questioned as his glance back down to his humanoid form. “I’m...pretty proud of it. Is it really so bad if your neighbors see? I’m well endowed enough aren’t I?” he asked with a soft chuckle as he watched his manhood sway. 

also thanks :D I look kinda like a young manly Dan but with longer more brownish (and a bit of purple) hair lately anyways xD

⇛ Before Wendy started school and made friends with Tambry and the others, she was pretty antisocial. That - plus the fact she actually lived in a cabin in the woods - meant she spent more time with the trees than she did around people. Wendy pretty much knows every inch of the Gravity Falls woods like better than the back of her hand, and takes shortcuts through the forest in order to get anywhere in town.

I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you like family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Dan. Early mornings for the lumberjack man.Who’s the one to make breakfast: Stan probably. No guarantees it’ll taste good though.Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Dan?Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Dan. I don’t know much about him in general but with your portrayal? Definitely Dan. Horny fucker.Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Dan. Like Stan would ever miss out on a chance to make money. Pfft.Who chooses the movies: Are there Baby Fights movies? Because if there are Stan would definitely choose those.Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Dan I guess.Who orders lunch: Dan.Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Stan.Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Can I say Dan? Because big burly lumberjack cuddling up against Stan. That is all.Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Dan.Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: STAN. ACTUAL FIVE YEAR OLD STAN PINES.Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Dan, I guess.Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Dan.Who cooks dinner: Dan.Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Dipper and Mabel child labor whoo. Dan.Who stays up until 2 reading: Stan.Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Stan.Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Stan. Actual sap Stan Pines.

Same to you!! ♥♥

the keg’s like an average-sized pitcher to him-