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Welcome to the end of week 3 of the DIFFF League and as we all know, this week has been a roller coaster. Between the refs horrible calls, bad coaching among some folks by leaving players on the bench, Raiders winning and 49ers losing, injuries, and more of the refs horrible calls.. i must say, i like roller coasters but this isn't one of the fun ones. 

So here we are fellas.. End of week 3. If you haven't noticed, 6/10 teams in our league is 2-1-0, so i wouldn't say anyone is really at the top at the moment but there is a lonely fella at the bottom! (S/O to my homie!!) However, the season is early-early and there's plenty of more NFL football to be played as well as DIFFF teams to be managed so LETS GET IT!!

1) Foster AustrArian for Beer | 2-1-0 | W2 | 314.00 pts

Mr. Foster threw Ms. Can't Stop Won't Stop a beer and told him to pump the brakes this week.  A good win for Francis as his 1-2 combo punched their way out with a combined 49.00 points. It's pretty clear Andy Dalton has jungle fever for A.J. Green and to Francis' advantage, he seen that before the draft and swooped them right up under his wing. Nice pick up, my friend. Droppin that 3 figure score means you're doing somn right… for last week at least. Keep it up!

2) Wiggums Wise-Guys | 2-1-0 | L1 | 281.00 pts

Oooohhh we got ourselves a Wise-Guy over here! Only problem is, the same can't be said for your team, my friend. With Romo only dropping a 5-guys burger and the rest of your team not doing well and LETS FIGHTING LOVE (i lol overtime) scoring the way he did, there was no winning for you bro. I did the math! We all have bad weeks but always try our best. Better luck next week against the Sticky Banditoz ese!! 

3) 1st and Bone | 2-1-0 | W2 | 247.00 pts

Most horrible win i've seen in fantasy football but i still give it up to you.. because you won!! (queue the Vin Diesel 1-liners) And to that note, it doesn't matter how you get the W, just get the W!! All i can really mention about this team is HOW they won. Pierre Garcon was still IA but was left in, Miles Austin is the only other player on the team having a double digit score (10 pts) other than the kicker who scored the most points on the team! (Jason Hanson 17 pts). But… with 4th and Drunk only scoring a total of 41 pts and getting the W by only 16 pts.. come on. Set your players, pimpin. You won't get away with another win like this! 

4) Can't Stop Won't Stop | 2-1-0 | L1 | 317.00 pts

Ms. Can't Stop Won't Stop.. ehh ehh.. ehh ehh.. unfortunately came to a stop. Maybe a speed bump? Maybe ran over road spikes? Haha but in all fairness, your team did well. Da Bears DEF is holdin it down with 23 pts and Drew Breesy averaging 19.6 pts may mean trouble for opposing teams later in the season. Only if you could have benched WR D. Thomas (1 pt) and played WR N. Washing (17 pts) instead, Ms. Can't Stop would still be on a roll.. extra butter. 

5) Sticky Banditz | 2-1-0 | W1 | 288.00 pts 

hundo… hundo… HUNDO BURGERRR. I'm not in the mood to sit and talk about myself. I'm just glad the Lons Of Anarchy's RBs didn't go off (total of only 9 pts combined) otherwise this may have been a different story! YEAH I LUH DA STRIPPAAS!

6) BumbleBee Tunas | 2-1-0 | W1 | 263.00 pts

Another 3 figure niggaa.. putting the cream on Lexington Steelers with 108 pts and finishing with a 30 pt cream margin. And boy.. That's a lot of cream! Matty Ice has an avg of 23 pts so far and doesn't look like he's stopping any time soon, especially with Carolina on their plate next sunday at home. With BumbleBee Tunas WR stacked as it is, it's no surprise that all 3 WR combined have 48 pts. Good job. 

7) 4th and Drunk | 1-2-0 | L1 | 217.00 pts

There's times when you just wana go back.. back to that Thursday afternoon.. when you were looking at your DIFFF team.. and just make a couple changes. Not a whole lot, but just a few changes.. But since we don't have that luxury, we have to look at my homie putting up 41 pts for week 3 and having 3 bench players score more pts together than the whole opposing team. No one can predict the future bro, so don't feel so bad. Next week will be different. I hope.

8) Lexington Steelers | 1-2-0 | L2 | 287.00 pts

You know you messed up picking Vick right… yeah. You messed up! I know because i've been there! Ray Rice lookin solid in the RB position, very nice pick up there. It's tough watching your benched QB have probably the highest scoring FF score he will ever have but i also did the math on your game bro, and it wouldn't have mattered. 108.00 pts of cream is a lot of cream to take in. Season is still early.. many more winning opportunities ahead. 

9) LETS FIGHTING LOVE | 1-2-0 | W1 | 248.00 pts 

My favorite team name in the game pulls out of week 3 with their first W. Congrats, my friend. Jamaal Charles is looking like he used to before the injury and MJD snappin on Indy's defense.. its no wonder these 2 RB combined 58 pts and saving you a loss because of Philip River's poor performance, not to mention Jason Witten's huge 0 pt score. Good win, bro. 

10) Lons Of Anarchy | 0-3-0 | L3 | 227.00 pts 

Bro.. I aint even gota say it. I know you weren't there for the first couple picks of the DIFFF draft. I know. But these players of yours aren't doing SHIT. It's week 3, you have the #1 spot on the waivers this week.. hopefully you can find some help out there! We all have a long season ahead and as we all know, things can change on any given sunday!

An end to an awesome week of NFL and DIFFF. I know it's early in the season to be stressin off of anything that's going on so hang in there playas. Lets all just pray to the football gods that they exile these replacement refs and bless us with REAL officials. And just remember, I never wish evil upon any of yall.. unless you're up against me.