Flash: Thanks for volunteering to take care of my cat for me while I’m on the offworld mission, Supes. You’re the best.
Superman: No problem, Barry.
Flash: For real, though. Not many people would want to pet sit him, he’s pretty stubborn and feisty.
Superman: Well…
//Flashback//
Superman: Don’t you dare, Batman.
Batman: [scowling]
Superman: I can move faster than a speeding bullet. I will stop you.
Batman: [creeps closer to the edge of the roof, slowly extending out an arm]
Superman: You wouldn’t.
Batman: [casually topples the villain off the roof, keeping his eyes on Superman]
Villain: Noooo!
Superman: [catches the villain, drops him off at the Gotham City Police Department and flies back to Batman]
Superman: I can’t believe you! Didn’t we talk about not intimidating villains by pushing them off roofs? You never listen to a word I say!
Batman: [looking completely unrepentant] I knew you’d catch him.
//Flashback//
Alien delegate: Greetings puny earthlings. Welcome to our base. [extends his hand out for a handshake]
Batman: [smacks his hand away with his clawed gloves]
Alien delegate: Oww! He scratched me!
Superman: Batman!
Batman: I’d sooner trust a deadly creature than this cretin.
Superman, the world’s deadliest puppy: You say that about everyone we meet.
//End flashbacks//
Superman: I think I can handle him. I’ve had plenty of practice with stubborn and feisty kitties.
Batman: [typing on the computer and not paying attention to them] Hn.
