#didntchangeanything

        Whoo-oop! Arc your back and spread ‘em, for the red sea’s a-parting! Keep me away with rabid dogs, if not, you’ll be unable to fend me off!  I’m a man of sin and I’m spreading my disease all over the country. Li’l ones with my name are sproutin’ up everywhere! You best not even glance at me without a mask made for welders, else I’ll burn your eyes out with my steamin’ bod-ay! There ain’t no woman in the East, West, North or South who’d refuse me! I’m better and stronger than any man ever was, wreckin’ homes and breakin’ hearts! Whoo-oop! All the men in this country see me as Paul Bunyan the second, someone they can all look up to! I fell women like trees with my mighty ax, my blue bull at my side, using his horns to fend off the others! To keep my energy, I have to be fed while working, all day and all night! I never sleep, always continuing on; when I’m done in one town, I go to the next! I’ve been through this whole country twice over, when they hear I’m comin’, they go home and get ready, unless they faint first! There’s a storm comin’ and with the noise that’d be made, you’d think there was lightning and thunder! Close your eyes and get ready, the Master of Disaster is a-comin’ to shake things up!