#diddly

I finished work early today, so I'm going to get a request 🐊

i do my favorite activity with my friends and assistents throw my hands and party all day in the basement oil the moves like p diddy the sour looks of jealousy from those who wanna be called daddy my girls are mine, aint no time for losers who cant griddy on my peepee (what the fuck am i doing with life?) i got beyonce to give me a lap dance i paid her 100 grand it was not a enjoyable experience what a waste of money, my friend you should give me a better one hence its not true the rumors the rumors that ive got michael j. down here ignore the murmurs the medias insane. i never need to change my number so scrum like u cant get it anyway. you cant call me when the partys over. ill never call you a friend, nay keep quiet when youre coming in my home. (or ill come in something else) (the fuck?)

More mario au stuff.

which hannibal character would you eat <3

Wait what was the guacamole thing? And how did i miss it?