#dialucibarb

King(s): Diavolo and Lucifer [No weapon]

King's Bishop: Mammon [Twin daggers]

King's Knight: Satan [Halberd]

King's Rook: Asmodeus [Spiked boulders]

Queen: Barbatos [Great axe that switches to a cannon (picture below)]

Queen's Bishop: Belphegor [Javelin]

Queen's Knight: Leviathan [Glaive]

Queen's Rook: Beelzebub [Great Hammer]

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A separate page for the pawns! :)

If anyone has questions regarding the characters or the AU, feel free to send them! I'll try my best :) Picture below for Barbatos' switchaxe

I’ve been thinking about doing a human au for so long now, but I haven’t finished all of the world building yet. For now, I’m just putting some basic characterization down so I won’t forget (and you guys can see it too). 

I’ll be going in order from oldest (in my opinion) to youngest. Also, in this scenario, let’s just say Satan is biologically the fourth oldest, so he’s older than Asmo and the twins. 

Barbatos

Yes, he’s the oldest in this au, don’t question it

Mid-thirties (maybe 35ish), but hardly looks older than 25 

How does he do it?

Definitely the wine aunt of the family 

Done with everyone’s shit 

Secretly knows all of the gossip between everyone 

Works as a private chef or something fancy like that 

Lucifer

Also mid-thirties, but one or two years younger than Barbs (so, like, 33-34ish)

Single mother to six dumbasses who are actually his brothers

Probably has legally adopted them tbh cause we all know he would 

Gives off tired middle-aged mother working a 9-5 job in New York while also trying to raise a bunch of children, which he basically is

He’s a lawyer, specifically for child neglect/child abuse cases

But no one believes him cause he looks too scary to work with children 

Simeon

Same age as Lucifer

Single father of Luke

Works with Lucifer, and that’s how he met Luke

He adopted him to get him out of the system 

And now they’re attached at the hip

Constantly annoying Lucifer while they’re trying to work 

They always get partnered up to work on cases

Oh, and he has a dog that Luke is obsessed with (probably a Corgi or something)

Diavolo

Exactly 32

But acts like he’s still college age 

The excited puppy to Luci and Barb’s tired cat 

Super intimidating to strangers 

His fashion is either completely formal or way too casual, no in between 

Him and Barbs probably live together

Barbs could even be a private chef for him or something 

Mans is the CEO of some large corporation and he’s hella rich

Mammon

Late twenties (around 28), but his mental state is still in college

Lives near Lucifer cause he still needs help adulting sometimes 

Works at some crappy drive-through restaurant during the day, and works at a fancy club at night

Has totally pole danced at said club multiple times to gain extra tips 

Constantly checking up on his younger brothers to make sure they’re doing okay 

He’s a good brother 

Leviathan 

Also late twenties, but a year younger than Mammon (27ish)

Less of a shut-in than when he was younger

Works at a collectors shop where people can buy, sell, and trade merch

A part-time streamer as well 

Makes a surprising amount of money, which he uses to collect anime merch, of course

Has a lot of pets, mostly reptiles and fish

All of them are named after game and/or anime characters 

Satan

Mid-twenties, so around 24-25ish 

He’s slowly becoming a crazy old cat lady 

Owns about 5 or so cats, all of them from shelters 

Classic dark academia aesthetic

Can regularly be found frequenting coffee shops and cafes, especially of the cat variety 

 Probably majored in something like business or economics 

Solomon

About the same age as Satan, so also 24-25ish 

That weird uncle you only see at family events and only calls you on your birthday 

Can be seen hanging out with Satan and Asmo a lot

Pretty much everyone knows he and Asmo are dating by this point 

Owns many plants, but manages to kill them all within days of purchasing them 

Still keeps them around though cause he doesn’t believe them to be dead 

Works part time at a cafe, but pretends to have a super cool job cause he’s embarrassed about it 

Asmodeus

He is 23 and still in college 

Majoring in fashion with a minor in business

Everyone expected him to join a frat or something, but he did not

Either in theater or an improv group of some kind 

Very popular, especially among lower classmen 

Has a tiny pet dog, most likely a chihuahua or pomeranian 

Yeah, he’s basically just Elle Woods 

Beelzebub

Probably 22ish 

Majoring in sports med 

Plays American football and is the star of the team 

Everyone is super intimidated by him, but he’s such a huge softy 

Shares a dorm with Belphie, and they snuck in their German Shepard puppy against school rules 

Is banned from most campus cafes/restaurants due to how much he eats 

Belphegor

Same age as Beel, obviously

Astronomy major 

Lowkey believes in stuff like the Zodiac, but refuses to admit it 

Constantly has to go out and buy food for Beel since Beel was banned from literally everywhere

Skips class a lot to sleep in 

The dog may be Beel’s, but Belphie has claimed it as his own personal pillow 

His notes are nothing but doodles and a couple definitions 

Luke

A literal child

He’s, like, 10 

Adopted by Simeon, but also parented by Barbatos

He basically has gay dads at this point 

Has a hard time making friends in school, but he does his best 

Gets called a chihuahua by Simeon’s friends and considers biting them on a constant basis 

Also, I forgot to mention this but Luci, Barbs, and Dia are in a poly relationship. Dia is dating both of them, but Luci and Barbs are not dating, they’re just good friends. 

also if dialucibarb were to get married, what will happen? you said they'll merge their powers right? i forgot, it's been a long time

Dia's tits are very comfortable and he, as a prince who's more or less always gotten his way, demands to sleep in the middle always.

Barb probably sleeps better when he's not touching anyone (except for wrapping his tail around a leg or smth), but the allure of tit pillow is a temptation he doesn't intend to resist.

Lucifer actually sleeps better if he's being held but he'll never admit that. He acts like it's Dia holding him there all night but he could definitely get free if he wanted to. Barb likes to needle him (affectionately) about it, but nothing more than that bc if his pride gets prodded too much he might stop coming to bed, and that would make Dia Extremely Sad.

It has been a while lmao. But re: marriage--

What happens magic wise is that their power becomes tied together. Think of it like connecting bodies of water, they become attached & feed into one another. If one runs dry, the others will empty some to refill it. That sort of thing!

So, more or less, they all would share the same font of power. Which is to say that Lu and Barb now get to access Diavolo's batshit amount of magical reserves, allowing them to basically be able to cast bigger & stronger & longer lasting spells/ curses / illusions.

This is just 1.9k of unapologetic soft idiots in love

•The three of them are like your typical old married couple, except with wings and horns and oh dear, they’re arguing over who has to get up to make more tea

•Barb and Lucifer lovingly bicker a LOT, much to Diavolo’s amusement. It will be over the most trivial things that neither of them really care about either, they just enjoy trying to one up eachother verbally. Lucifer once threatened to throw Barbatos out a window, absolutely not meaning it, but Barb taunted him, telling him he probably couldn’t even pick him up, he’s so skinny and all he ever does is paper work and there’s no way he’d ever hurt him, never mind have the physical strength required. Lucifer absolutely decides he’s going to take it personally and lunges, picking Barbatos clean off the floor, bridal style, triumphant smirk lighting up his face, only to immediately realise that Barb has wrapped his arms around his neck to make sure he doesn’t fall. They’re both immediately far too flustered to do anything after that, just staring at eachother in shock, remaining there for what feels like hours until Diavolo walks in and coos at them, taking hundreds of pictures whilst the pair get impossibly more red. The image ends up Diavolo’s Home Screen, and don’t be fooled, he treasures all images of his boyfriends, especially together, but this one, he thinks, will always be a favourite

•They’re all sappy in their own ways, but mostly Diavolo, he is shameless. He will talk about ‘his darling boyfriends’ at any given opportunity, and more. Whilst it’s rather sweet to see him so passionate and so happy in love, it gets rather inconvenient in meetings when everyone just wants to go home. The brothers are particularly upset by this as whilst the gossip about Lucifers love life was fun at first, they’re rather bored of hearing how cute Lucifer is he wakes up, and they’re still a little scared of what Barbatos might do if they end up hearing too much. And that’s not all, Dia loves tropey dates that he read about in books and imagined going on with the two of them before they got together, his favourite being picnics, which he adores. He and Barbatos will spend hours in the kitchen preparing a sweet lunch date for Lucifer (by which Barb does all the preparations and Diavolo provides ‘moral support’ in the form of kisses and trying to steal bits of food only to get caught everytime and punished with more kisses- needles to say this is not an effective punishment to persuade him to stop)

- thinking of changing Lucifer's color scheme fully to Blue, Black, & Gold rather than red black & gold, as a sort of clear statement he's come into his own & is an equal partner now in the relationship

- Barb's will be turquoise, black, white & gold, and Dia's will remain mostly the same but with some jewelry in sapphire & turquoise

- they will all absolutely at the very least have some cool eyeshadow & eyeliner.

So, fun fact! Dialucibarb used to just be a like, irl private aspect of Lanternes of Light that I shared mostly just with my wife & our partner.

It was probably for consistency reasons that I kept it largely to myself, but considering I'm not taking myself so seriously now I don't see why I shouldn't add Barb to the mix lol

But to answer your question! Dia has always had a big stupid ("unrequited" he assumed) crush on Barb, who returned his feelings but was very determined to be Professional.

Once Luci & Dia settled down, Lucifer had enough free brain cells to find Dia & Barb's bullshit dance funny for like, idk, 3 months. After that he starts needling them to figure their shit out.

As Demon King, Diavolo is meant to have more than one spouse anyway, and Barbatos is like the only demon Lucifer respects enough to share his husband with. So Barb gets married in as Second Royal Consort & gets the ultimate promotion lmao