Imagine running down the sidewalk carrying a cup holder tray with coffee for your coworkers, when you try to answer your phone and bump into a stranger, spilling all the contents of the tray on his expensive suit. Only to look up and discover its Loki, who is having a really bad day because Thor won’t get off his back. Knowing what you got yourself into you plea with the god to be merciful and end you without pain (hoping he really doesn’t) Loki stares at you and with a simple movement of his wrist his suit is clean, no mess ever took place and you are holding the tray with I spilt coffees again. “So you know who I am, mortal?” “Yes.” You squeak, and he moves forward, tilts you chin up and kisses your lips. Then he returns to his heated argument with Thor and walks away as if nothing has happened.
Thing is there’s a picture of the moment running through every social media platform and now everyone thinks you are his girlfriend.
