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Hey hey who should I put eyeliner on while they're sleeping Also if any of the mercs see this, no you don't
Scout
Soldier
Heavy
Demo
Engineer
Sniper
Medic
Bidwell
I ain't touchin spy. Nuh uh he gon beat my ass
Also sorry Firecracker I dunno how I'd go about that
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Update: me and @physically-robotic-medic were joking about Proto's (@lillypuppetchild 's medibot oc) and Medibot's height difference and he said this:
So...
Shenanies ensue
Borger
DOMINATION LINES!!
THANK YOU @caramelcheesegay FOR COMING UP WITH 90% OF THESE, ILY<333
DOMINATED:
Scout:
-“Can’t stun me if you can’t hit me! I’m a freakin’ blur, dipshit!”
-“I am ALWAYS gonna dodge that. When will you LEARN, man?”
-“Oh, oh, oh! I’m STUNNED at how bad you’re doin’!”
Soldier:
-“Don’t swing your puny stick at me, maggot! You come from fake America!!!”
-“I AM IMPERVIOUS TO ALL OF YOUR ATTACKS, SYRUP-SLURPER!”
-“Get off the battlefield and go play some hockey, weakling!”
Demo:
-“Aye, I bet you thought it’d be easy ta kill me, didn’t’che? Well, iaarrghhnnn *snore*.”
-“You call tha’ a grenade?? Me blind Mum farts worse than that wee thing!”
-“Don’ come a’ me in those ghoulish boots lad, I’ll blast ‘em right offa yer feet!”
Engie:
-“You’re just a little piece a’ sentry fodder now, aren’t’cha?”
-“You make for some real shitty target practice, son.”
-“Tell me ‘bout those stun grenades sometime, yeah?”
Heavy:
-“Ha! Leetle bug man is crushed. Like bug. Leetle bug. Feed you to Archimedes, Buggy.”
-“Small jumpy man- not Scout? There are two small jumpy men???”
-“You think loud noise and bright light are enough to take down Heavy??? I am killing you now!!”
Medic:
-“Oohoo! Free organs! Young, too!”
-“Ach, that reminds me- I need to feed my birds.”
-“Ohhh, sorry little boy! Go play with your crayons, ja?”
Sniper:
-“Piss off, y’ jumpy git. Bloody grasshopper…”
-“Awh, get quicker next time, won’tcha?”
-“Dead like a ‘roo on the side o’ the road!”
Spy:
-“For someone named ‘The Rogue’, you are certainly a pack thinker.”
-“Oho! I am *stunned* by your lack of skill!”
-“Not so *Dexx*trous now, hm?”
DOMINATING:
Okay so I was scrolling and saw this post again- really quickly:
And Ibonly read half of the ask+ the name "Medic" and took it completely out of context- and thought that the ask was making fun of him for having bad eyesight and quickly assumed that Medic's glasses were stolen or something before I reread the whole post again. Enjoy my silliness
QUICK
DEXX💪💪🔥💯‼
scoot 👎👎
I dont know you but I wanna know the answers
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I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! I HAVE LEARNED HOW YOU ARE A CANADIAN! YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE TRAITOR, AND NO REAL AMERICAN!
-EBS
Nuh uh I am SO 'merica you Trench Monkey
Should I post this??? I'm posting it, you guys can take it as ooc or not, I just wanted to be comforted by our favorite Medibot. He brings me serotonin and I felt like drawing angst so. Yeah
I cannot be stopped :)
@emotionallyhorrifiedbidwell !!
@emotionallydeprived-shapeshifter wants to go to the aquarium, can we all go? You can be like
Our guide or somethin
