Hello! Could I request a Dexter x Reader where he inadvertently saves the reader? I'm thinking about the trope where the reader runs up and is like "please play along, there's a creepy guy following me", which leads into a dinner date.
An Unexpected Table
Dexter Morgan x Reader
Fluff
The Miami night pressed close, thick with humidity and the faint brine of the bay. Streetlights cast long shadows across cracked sidewalks as you walked home from the bookstore where youâd worked the closing shift. Your arms ached from the canvas tote and grocery bags. Youâd taken the longer route on purposeâanything to put off the quiet apartment waiting for you. People just drained you. Their chatter, their fake smiles, the way they expected you to play along. You preferred being alone.
A block from the avenue, the first whistle cut through the quiet.
âHey, beautiful! Slow down a second.â
You kept walking, eyes straight ahead. The footsteps sped up.
âCome on, donât be like that. Iâm just trying to talk. Where you headed?â
Your shoulders tightened. âNot interested,â you muttered, crossing the street.
The guy laughed. âAw, donât be rude. I just wanna know your name. You got a boyfriend or something?â
He stayed right behind you. âHey! Iâm talking to you. Where you going, sweetheart?â
You spotted the restaurant patio with string lights and outdoor tables. People laughing too loud over drinks. Exactly the kind of crowded, fake-happy spot you hated. The guy was closing in. At a corner table, a man sat alone, watching the street with sharp focus. He looked calm but alert, dark button-down, sleeves rolled once. You walked straight over, pulled out the chair, and sat down.
âSorry Iâm late,â you said, giving him a quick, meaningful look. âThis place is packed tonight.â
The man glanced at you, then played along without missing a beat. âThere you are. I was starting to think you stood me up. Got you that sparkling water with lime you like.â
The guy stopped short. He looked between you two and raised his hands. âOh, shit. My bad, man. Didnât realize she was with somebody. Have a good night.â
He walked off. You let out a long breath.
The man across from you raised an eyebrow, a small half-smile on his face. âSmart move. Most people wouldâve kept walking or pulled out their phone.â
âYeah, well, he wouldnât take the hint,â you said. âI saw you sitting here alone and figured it was worth a shot. Thanks for going along with it.â
He nodded. âDexter Morgan. And you are?â
You gave him your name. The waiter came over, and Dexter ordered for both of youâgrilled fish for him, pasta for youâplus another water. You didnât argue. Staying put felt safer.
When the food arrived, you poked at your plate. âGod, I really hate places like this. All the noise, people laughing at stuff that isnât even funny, pretending theyâre having the best night ever. Bars, restaurants⊠itâs all the same. Everyone performing, acting like they actually enjoy being around each other when they probably canât wait to get home and scroll on their phones.â
Dexter took a bite, watching you. âYou donât like people much, huh?â
âNot really. They exhaust me. All the small talk, the âhow was your weekendâ crap when they donât actually care. Iâd rather just be home alone with a book or some quiet. No pretending.â
He leaned back a little. âMost people need that crowd stuff. Theyâre scared of what theyâll find if itâs too quiet. Me? I donât need much from anybody. Their noise usually just gets in the way.â
You looked at him more closely. âYou get it. Most guys would try to talk me out of it, say âoh come on, itâs not that bad.â But you⊠you see through all the bullshit too.â
Dexterâs eyes met yours. âI see a lot of bullshit in my line of work. Blood spatter doesnât lie. People do. Every day.â
âBlood spatter?â you asked, tilting your head. âYouâre a cop or something?â
âForensics. I analyze crime scenes. You learn pretty quick how ugly things can get when the masks come off.â
You nodded. âThat sounds heavy. But at least youâre dealing with the truth. I work retail-adjacent stuff sometimes, and itâs all fake smiles and âhave a nice dayâ while people treat you like youâre not even there. I just want to get through the shift and go home. No chit-chat, no forced team-building crap.â
Dexter gave a dry chuckle. âTeam-building. Sounds like torture. I avoid that whenever I can. People think theyâre connecting, but itâs usually just noise. You say what you mean. Thatâs⊠different.â
âYeah?â You smiled a little. âMost conversations like this would be full of âso what do you do for funâ and pretending to care about hobbies. I hate that. Iâd rather talk about how much the world sucks sometimes.â
âTell me more,â he said, genuinely listening. âWhat else drives you crazy about these places?â
You gestured around the patio. âLook at them. Couples staring at their phones instead of each other. Groups laughing too loud to prove theyâre having fun. And the prices? For what, mediocre food and forced conversation? Iâd rather eat takeout on my couch any day.â
Dexter nodded slowly. âI get that. I keep things simple. No big crowds, no pretending. Itâs easier when you donât expect much from people. They usually disappoint anyway.â
The conversation kept flowing as you ate. You told him about bad customer stories, how one guy once followed you around the store asking personal questions until security stepped in. Dexter shared a few vague work anecdotesânothing too graphic, just how people lied even when the evidence was right there.
âYou know,â you said later, pushing your plate aside, âtonight started out awful with that creep, but sitting here talking to you⊠it doesnât feel like the usual restaurant hell. Youâre not trying to fill every silence.â
âNeither are you,â he replied. âThatâs rare. Most people talk just to hear themselves. You say what matters.â
You continued, âItâs like everyoneâs always performing. Smile for the camera, laugh at the joke, act interested. I canât do it anymore. Iâd rather be invisible than fake it.â
Dexter set down his fork. âExactly. The worldâs full of masks. I see it every day at workâthe stories people tell themselves, the lies they build. It gets tiring pretending along with them. But you⊠you donât bother with any of that. Itâs refreshing. Like a break from all the noise.â
âYeah, well, most people donât get it,â you said. âThey think being alone means somethingâs wrong with you. But honestly, itâs the crowds and the small talk that make me feel crazy. This right here? Talking to someone who actually understands? Itâs rare.â
Dexter gave a small nod. âRare is right. I donât usually sit and talk like this. But tonight⊠it fits. No pressure, no act. Just two people who see the same mess.â
By the time the check came, the patio had emptied out. Dexter paid without discussion. âItâs late. That guy from earlier might still be hanging around. Let me make sure you get home okay.â
You hesitated only a second. âAlright. Thanks.â
His car was clean and quiet. You gave him your address. As he drove, the city lights slid by.
âSo, do you always eat alone at restaurants while⊠watching things?â you asked lightly.
Dexter glanced over. âSometimes itâs useful. Helps me think. Tonight was supposed to be one of those nights, but then you showed up. Changed the plan.â
âSorry if I messed up your evening.â
âDonât be,â he said. âThis was better. Talking to someone who actually gets it⊠itâs a nice change. People usually bore me. Or annoy me.â
You laughed softly. âSame. I mean, Iâm glad you played along. Most strangers wouldâve told me to get lost.â
âIâm not most strangers,â he said, his voice low. âAnd youâre not like the others either. You donât put on an act. Thatâs⊠refreshing.â
The car pulled up to your building. Neither of you moved right away.
âThanks again,â you said. âFor dinner. For everything tonight. It was good to talk to someone who sees things the same way.â
Dexter turned toward you. âSame here. Nights like this donât happen often.â
You stepped out and watched him drive away. Alone, you smiled to yourself. The evening that started with fear had turned into something real. Dexter Morgan was complicatedâyou could tellâbut he saw you. For once, that was enough.












