#dex memes

Dex: a chemical reaction in the brain

Biana: complicated

Tam: fake

Sophie, our little sleep deprived gremlin, one ups the group by not only staying up until midnight, but staying up all night.

Keefe gets veeeery excited about noisemakers. He has five in his hands at all times and will use them at any given time.

Fitz makes a bunch of new years resolutions and tried to get the group to do the same. He even tries to get them to write down their resolutions, shuffles then all up, and try to guess who wrote what, but everyone except him has written something along the lines of 'become a gulon' and 'kick Fitz more'. It actually makes the game more entertaining.

Dex was able to get a TV and find the ball drop, as well as make some fireworks to set off at midnight.

Biana throws the party for the group and gets super into decorating. She loves the black silver and gold color scheme and a lot of glitter is involved.

Linh is the only other one to take resolutions seriously. She and tam also re-dip their hair like they do every new year to keep it shiny or whatever.

Biana: if?????

Dex: I have two words for you.

Keefe: I bet they won't be helpful

Dex: your problem.

Sophie is excited to show her friends a human tradition and just hang out with them. She picks a pretty good amount of apples and mostly tried to keep the group from spiraling out of control.

Biana adores fall and all of the vibes that come with it, so she's all in. Well, mostly. If there's a rotten apple that's fallen on the ground she WILL go to another row to avoid it. Keefe taunts her about this accordingly, shoving all the molding apples he can find into her face.

Speaking of Keefe, he took the apple staff person's suggestion of 'one apple is a gift, two apples are a present, but three apples are a sour stomach' as a challenge. As it turns out, seventeen apples are a sour stomach.

Fitz also tries to keep the group under control, but can't resist joining in when Keefe starts juggling apples with telekinesis.

Dex has a strategy for getting the most and biggest apples out of the trip, and will not hesitate to climb a tree to get a perfect one at the top. The fire department was called to get him down at one point.

Tam was dragged along by Linh, and mostly just stands there scaring the other people apple picking.

Linh tales pity on all the tiny apples and picks them even though they aren't ready yet because 'they're just soooo cute!'

Tam: if you were going to have a weekly Janice meeting it would be in a graveyard. They're literally all dead.

Biana: ugh. My outfit is just not it today. Wait, who am I kidding? I'm a queen.

Sophie: the world is cruel and unforgiving but the bed is soft and warm

Keefe: let's go visit my dad and raid his granola bar stash!

Fitz: see, this is how you so theatre. You sit in the front for a few minutes so the director sees you and likes you, then you hang in the back with the cool kids

Linh: the tiny frog is running

Dex: so we have to get a dragon? Great. Have fun design crew!