you, a fool: *gets drunk and high your first weekend at college* Me, a gang member: *joins a gang called “The Dumpster Babies”, collects street trash for two hours, until the trash becomes too powerful and damages our friends car, buries trophies in an open construction site, trespasses upon multiple locations, 4/5 of us commit public urination, drink 3 cans of the limited edition “DEW.S.A” mountain dew flavor.