ranking hellcrew men (+Sullivan)by their dicks because if I don't do this I'm gonna be lost trying to write anything else (and I'm not giving any of them a ten)
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Julius: solid 7/10 I feel like what he lacks in ability to be slow with a partner he makes up for in dick length idk (hc length: 11inch)
Killian: 8.5-9/10 highest ranking on this list simply because I feel like he actually knows where people's sweet spots are but also like OW BRO (hc length:13inch)
sullivan: 8/10 they probably prefer to be on bottom so you can work at your own pace and they probably have at least half assed vagina knowledge (hc length: 10inchish)
Octavian: 8/10 I feel like man's has too much precision and it hurts ur interior a bit. Redeemed by he definitely has a shit ton of dick body mods (look me in the eye and tell me he doesn't like getting needles shoved through his dick)(hc length: 10.8inch yes it must be specific)
Nevan: 7.5/10 would be an eight but I feel like he's almost TOO rough with it he looks like he bruises rains prostate for funsies (hc length: 12inch)
Rian: solid 7/10 he gives more bottomy vibes to me so I feel like his dick doesn't get used quite as often as Nevan so he's our of practice (hc length: 9inch)
Cian: 7.8/10 he gives switch vibes but I dont think he's fully figured out what a g-spot is yet and he looks like hed damage the fuck out of your insides (hc length: 11 inch)
Devlin: 7/10 I dont know much about Devlin but from what I know he is a menace I just feel like too much of a menace and he definitely has messed up birth control a few times like plz (hc length: 12 inch)
Luce: solid 6.5/10 I feel like he has a tiny by hellcrew standards dick and he gets made fun of for it and he deserves it (hc length: 8inch)
kelly: 7.2/10 big dick but he's nasty so that just kinda makes it seem weird he probably is into getting his dick bitten off (hc length: 11.763inch) (and he makes sure you're aware of the. 763)
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Ah yes the feeling of writing about more fictional demon cock because it's one of my four remaining hobbies
Req. Stuff coming out either tmr or Sunday trust
