ALL ASK THINGIES, BECAUSE REASONS
Send â for a morning text
[text] how do you feel about a quickie this morning iâm feeling horny
Send â for an angry text
[text] fuck dev[text] you of all people canât tell me to change and cut back and shit[text] thats the whole fucking basis of our friendship you donât try to change me and i donât fucking try to change you[text] fuck this and fuck you youâre just like the rest of them
Send â for a drunk text
[text]Â leuts ibe fucking reaal here yourâe hte only one ni would satve from ba burning building fuck the resrt
Send â for a vague text
[text] my room at 11??? be there or else iâll find someone elseÂ
Send â for a worried text
[text] youâve been acting weird lately whatâs wrong[text] you wonât even talk to ME and thatâs fucked up man[text] weâre ride or dies what the hell[text] just talk to me ok
Send ⣠for a text not meant for you
[text] itâs imogene you bitch[text] oh shit dev that wasnât for you
Send â for a text that should never have been sent
[text] just because you were my first doesnât mean youâre my best[text] so stop being cocky as shit [text] we both know iâm best in bed anyways
Send âşfor a sassy text
[text] nooo way iâm the fun drunk[text] you just start humping plants and trying to make out with dogs[text] we all have our kinks man but youâre a fucking psycho
Send â for a long-winded confession text
[text] youâre my best friend so hell yeah i give a shit about what you do[text] fuck dev i found out from someone who wasnât you like what the hell how messed up is that[text] this is some bullshit youâre supposed to come to me with everything and shit weâre supposed to be like fucking ballsacks yo[text] and i honestly donât really give a shit about a lot of things but hell yeah i trusted you and you let me down so who the hell can i talk to now?
Send â for a misguided advice text
[text] no way, go for it[text] jane is cute as hell and you need a nice girl like her[text] i mean you might get bored with her because sheâs so vanilla but itâs worth a shot[text] tell me how she does in comparison to me
Send ⢠for a desperate text
[text] PLEASE I NEED MY FIX GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE PLEASE[text] I KNOW YOU HAVE A SECRET STASH GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Send âź for a congratulatory text
[text] fine iâll let you drive all day[text] congrats fucker you got me to agree with you for once

















