Multiples of however many verses there are of "Jingle Bells"
What does it say about me that I know off the top of my head all the lyrics and could count the versus. Of which there are four, by the way. You sadist.
Numbers eight, sixteen, twenty four, thirty two, forty, and forty eight were already answered here.
4. What piercings do you want?
Only the ones I already have, my pierced ears.
12. Whatās one of your fantasies?
Financial stability and getting to finally own a cat.
20. What is something youāre obsessed with?
*deletes entire essay about how much I love and adore Garcia Flynn*
At the moment itās these two fucking maniac nerds from that stupid clown movie I DIDNāT CHOOSE THIS HELL, THIS HELL CHOSE ME.
Also Jessica Loganās arms. *swoons*
28. Who is the funniest person you know?
Thatās a tie between you, actually, haha, and @gelbmantrees who makes me laugh until I cry with her liveblogs and tagging.
36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?
Feelings of affection and friendship, yes. Romantic feelings, no.
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Iām really sorry it took me so long but here it is!
Iād like to preface my Tosca take with a peek into my thought process. During the Digital Opera 2.0 there was a round table about the state of professional opera critique in the modern world and among other things everybody mentioned how modern critics often use cinematic comparisons to express their thoughts and feelings about any given performance using said comparisons: āOh, that was like (insert a name of a famous film director or a well-known cinematic moment)!ā. In my Tosca take Iād like to turn that around a little bit⦠One other thing everybodyās saying about successful operatic experiences ā itās that some magical combination of new, unexpected and familiar, easily instinctively predictable is the key, or at least one of the keys to success. So, why not use subtle, semi-subtle or even sometimes on its face obvious film/video references as points of familiarity in a performance to make it work on emotional and contextual level?
On the technical side ideally my staging would require a turning circle stage thingy but I can come up with a couple of ways to do it differently from a technical standpoint if need be!
Floria Tosca, a celebrated jazz singer - soprano
Mario Cavaradossi, a photographer - tenor
Baron Scarpia, chief of police - baritone
Cesare Angelotti, Civil Rights movement activist - bass
A āSacristanā ā a photography shop employee/janitor - baritone
Spoletta, a police officer - tenor
Sciarrone, another police officer - bass
A Prison guard - bass
A Car Wash āboyā - alto
Police officers, worshipers, various townsfolk
Ok, so while the public is gathering I want there to be the sun rise over the sea shore with beautiful cliffs projected onto the curtain⦠When the orchestra and the conductorās in and we see a faded sign saying āRome, ITā with an impossible to read number of residents, like itās smudged or something ā it can be swiftly erected or simply projected onto the curtain. Three famous Scarpia accords and a disheveled man is running across the avant scene⦠The curtain goes up.
Act IĀ
In front of the audience thereās a square. A very recognizable Back to the Future/Gilmore Girls American screen town main square, but the coloring of everything is not bright⦠Itās like sepia-pastel. Thereās a church (white with columns), a barber shop, a town hall with a tall clock tower and some other businesses including a photographerās studio. As the scene rotates, we see the insides ā the studio is divided into two parts ā a public one with a lot of smiling familiesā photos and a platform for staged photo shoots and a private one, where the photographs are developed. Thereās a huge pink Cadillac golden-era-of-American-middle-class style parked in the square.Ā
The disheveled man (Angelotti) enters the square from the corner opposite to the parked car nursing an injured arm in a makeshift sling. He searches the base of one of the churchās columns, finds a key, wants to run to the car but sees a cop, who is putting a piece of paper with a fine on the windshield. The man freezes and hides in the photo shop instead.
An elderly black guy wearing his best church clothes with a paper bag full of food enters the stage, he sees that the photographerās door is ajar, enters the shop, takes off his hat and jacket, puts on an apron and starts straightening the shop up. Then the photographer himself enters and the action shifts to the back room where he looks through the negatives and photos ā these are photos of demonstrations and civil rights movement unrest and not of smiling families. Finally he comes across a very artistic photo of a woman ā we canāt see her full face but sheās blond and beautiful, sheās covering herself with a big feathery fan. āRecondita armoniaā. The black man sweeps the floor disapprovingly and finally makes the photographer go to the front part of the shop while he cleans the dark room.
The disheveled man appears from behind the folding screen. Their exchange ensues. They keep looking out of the window but there are more and more people and whatās more important cops in the square ā the shops are opening. The photographer hears his lover approaching and hides the man again, having given him the bag of food. Photographerās lover ā a jazz singer appears in a magnificent white dress with flowers clearly given to her by her fans. Sheās a gorgeous black woman. He goes outside to talk to her ā sheās suspicious and unhappy to talk to him in the street where everybody can see them, they come inside, the scene continues until she sees the blond womanās photo left on the counter. Sheās jealous and furious. He finally rips the photo to pieces and she leaves. Photographer sends the man in the apron out to give the flowers his lover left back to her and while heās gone leaves with the man through the back door.
The police enter the square. The police chief sees the pink car then the photo shop ā the only shop with the sign āclosedā on the door and goes straight to it with his men. They search the shop, then the black man comes back, then the singer. The policemen show the chief, who is playing with a fan used in the blond womanās photo, the paper bag and some bloody rags ā the manās sling is among them ā it definitely was a womanās pink neckerchief once. They break the door and go into the back room and find the photos and negatives. When the singer comes the police chief shows her more photos and negatives with the blond woman on them. She leaves to confront her lover.Ā
There are more and more people coming into the square ā children are running around, playing and mocking the old black man at times. The police chief comes and everyoneās apprehensive when it becomes apparent that people are here to see the travelling preacher ā a scene of American protestant fundamentalist rampant religious devotion ensues ā with people shaking, speaking in tongues, falling to the ground maybe⦠Some are instantly cured by the preacherās touch. Finally heās lifted on the peopleās shoulders and brought into the church. āTa Deumā ā the police chief stands in front of the whole scene and during the final accords he slashes the tires of the pink Cadillac.
Act II
The objects in the square are rearranged like we look at them from a different angle, and a temporary scene is near the end of being finished ā carpenters are collecting their tools, some other people are putting patriotic decorations around, some musicians are already here rehearsing or taking their instruments out of their cases behind the drawn curtain ā in front of the curtain thereās a lot of public walking in the square. Itās getting late.
As the stage piece turns we see the insides of the police chiefās office: every inch of the walls is covered with the hunting trophies. Thereās a massive ā totalitarian dictator style table and a window into the square. The whole scene goes in this room without turning back into the square. There are plenty of steal arms and firearms in the room but Tosca kills Scarpia with the knife he leaves on the table recklessly and she takes the knife with her afterwards. (I want her to wear the red dress. Her dress should be the brightest spot in the whole performance and I want her to stick the knife into his neck. I want blood!)
I also want her to leave him in a natural pose ā like she definitely wanted to cover the killing. She was going to at least try to save her lover and get away for as long as possible. I want to see (and hear) that determination!
Act IIIĀ
In this part, the scene is again divided into three segments. One is a brick wall with a police car standing in front of it. A car wash boy (itās really a girl dressed as a boy in the overalls, a white sleeveless top and a peaked cap brings a bucket of foamy water and starts washing the police car. A couple of cops are smoking and ogling⦠And I really want the cops to look repulsive ā donāt give me a bunch of cute mimans guys ā give me older, overweight and bold with sweaty armpitsā¦
Then the stage turns and reveals two segments separated by a brick wall ā I want it to divide the scene in two equal parts at this point ā one is a back room of a police station where Mario is held in a cage. While the other is the street/yard next to it. In the background of the street segment we can see the night sky ā the same one we saw over the see before the start so we get the sense that thereās a precipice there. (Maybe even put a danger sign on the brink or something!) The skyās getting lighter as the act progresses.
The jailer lets Mario out of his cage to write the letter, but never leaves him alone ā stands in the corner and smokes instead. The condemned talks to Tosca through the bars, then sheās escorted into the street rather unceremoniously. Next, the cops beat him senseless and finally shoot him in the back through a pillow to muffle the sound, then they stage a break-out attempt and finally push his body into the street. Tosca runs to him and discovers heās dead.Ā Ā
Next, all hell breaks loose, but I want her to fight using the knife, not just run away, and then jump. Oh, and sheās wearing male clothes, very similar to her loverās clothes, like sheās wearing his clothes (but they magically kind of fit her, you know like it happens in movies).
So, here you have it! My take on Tosca. A bit chaotic but itās always difficult to put such things into words even when you can see it in your head very clearly.
OLIVIA!!! Beautiful angel Olivia who sits right in the doorway to the main office at camp and is the most beautiful doorstop/welcome mat I have ever seen I love herĀ
15. whatās a question you constantly get asked?Ā
Um? Hmmmm. I donāt really get asked a lot of questions. I do exchange theĀ āhow was your dayā thing with my roommate just about every day so that I guess.Ā āCLAIRE HOW DARE YOUā is another pretty common one (usually @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels
16. If you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?
IāVE ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS. Iām pretty sure that at some point I want to get the Arkansas River (specifically the section in the Headwaters area between Railroad Bridge and Parkdale) tattooed along my spine. Each rapid will be marked but not named, with an extra mark for the ones Iāve swum (there are 7, but it being an extra mark will give me a chance to add more if I swim more, which I hope I donāt, itās not particularly fun)
36. what do you think youād be arrested for?Ā
Well if Madison got mad enough Iād probably be at least taken in for questioning after being unable to restrain her from murder. But sheād have to be really quite angry because she is smol and she may have more martial arts training than me but I do have some
39. describe your aesthetic
I really donāt know how to answer this question but Iāll take a stab. Comfy chair, cold feet, a good video game, crying over fictional characters, finally getting the posters to stay on the walls, and the Arkansas River at 2200 cfs
Star Trek. I want to live in a world where humanityās figured it out, where weāve become friends with the universe, where we are actually getting it right.
š- what is your favorite holiday?
Boys and girls of every age... wouldnāt you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see: THIS, OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN! HALLOWEEN! HALLOWEEN! HALLOWEEN! HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
š¶- favorite song right now?
I donāt really have a favorite song, more like one thatās just on repeat in my head because it makes me think of something in particular. Right now itās Everybody Talks by Neon Trees.Ā āHey honey you can be my drug, you can be my new prescription. Too much could be an overdose, all this trash talk make me itchinā...ā
Fuck: Gaby Teller, she would show me a hell of a good time.
Marry: Illya Kuryakin, because he wouldnāt open up enough for a quick fuck and heās my kind of trash so Iām happy to wait and then spend a lifetime with my own personal TANK ready to defend me at all moments.
Kill: Napoleon Solo Iām so sorry babe but youāre a bratty sub just like me it would never work between us.
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