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Today’s Terrible Name Suggestion is...

Has This Name Been Submitted Yet? Phantomhive

Ultimately cursed by @s-ockerdricka

So it’s larger than Ceres, larger than THE MOON, and has either collapsed into a sphere under its own gravity or has possibly physics-defying support structures allowing it to remain erect on a super-earth or small gas giant sized planet (The orbit of such a mass must be fascinating, as the Tower component would be significant enough to affect its partner). Not to mention the structure...how do floors in a spherical tower work? how does GRAVITY work?

Considering the attrition thus far...I’d estimate maybe 10/400 max make it to the top? That’d make 3.9m at least that got wiped out trying, almost certainly far more. It’s probably not even 1/400 successes on average, and I have no idea how far back history goes. That’s brutal! And also a lot of Rankers. Whatever reward is at the top must not be as universe-shattering as I thought.

Ah, that makes sense. So it all comes back to the “money” that they use to buy Banana Black and/or climb the Tower and void horrifying painful death.

Eh, not much different from the U.S. really

Doge Phantomhive

“Much Family Such Dead Wow”

Marco Phantomhive

“because he's only a half Phantomhive without his brother (also I like dead memes).”

Selim

“Selim for Undertaker. The name itself is honourable, it means "strength" if I remember correctly. But that's not why I'm submitting this name. There was this one sultan in the Ottoman Empire, Sarı Selim, who's famous for dying as he lived: Chasing skirt in the royal bathhouse, where he slipped on soap and fell to his death. He's also well-known for having one of the shortest reigns in Ottoman history despite wanting to rule (and despite having less enemies than what was normal).”

HII IT'S "FRED" Phantomhive

“Bonus points if you can hear this name.”

“Here's another culture one: We have a dish that is made of an animal's (mostly cow but it can be a sheep or a goat) balls. The name of the dish can, on rare instances, be used to name children. And that is how I introduce you to”

Billur Phantomhive

“Fun fact: Billur is also the name of one of the most famous table salt companies here, so... :D”

Ultimately cursed by @detavott

Ouch! 😆 Ok, so....

Today’s Terrible Name Suggestion is...

Stop Phantomhive

Enough Phantomhive

Help Phantomhive