#destrozcs

Send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it.

I. Ulquiorra is on the school's Student Disciplinary Committee.

II. Ulquiorra is one of the principal's several favored students, and he knows this. He will use his position on the committee to exercise control and authority over those who cross him.

You won't do as he tells you? Then don't be shocked when you later receive a detention slip for something that didn't happen, such as truancy or being caught going through another student's locker.

III. 98% of all of Grimmjow's detentions are recommended by Ulquiorra.

IV. In spite of their public rivalry, Ulquiorra is deeply intrigued by Grimmjow. Sending him to detention multiple times a month is his way of flirting.

“Truly, it is not so complicated — I’d wager even a creature of your limited intelligence can follow simple instructions, no? Touch nothing. Look at nothing. Think about nothing, that should be easy.” The keyboard he’s typing on slides back into the wall and Szayel finally turns around, arms crossed. “Unless you’d like to go the way of Yylfordt.”

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“Clearly.”