#despot.rtf

people who find high heels attractive are just furries in denial. you say you prefer your women digitigrade? 🤨 hm. interesting.

people criticize the dialogue "choice" mechanic in ac5 because it's extremely limited and also because 90% of the time your choices have zero impact on the story/gameplay but frankly I think it's awesome that you're given the option to respond to questions like "captain are we going to make it out of this" or "are you ready for this kid" or "blaze do you think we can do this" by going NO!!!!!! WE'RE FUCKED!!!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE !!!!

this is the most baffling tumblr update to date "what if we made reblogs work like qrts but worse" what if I blew this whole building up with all of us in it ? that being said I am not fucking going to pillowfort I'll start sending messenger pigeons across the atlantic before I move to pillowfort

the true purpose of a tumblr mutual is to subtly, over the course of months or maybe even years, manipulate you into liking a piece of media that literally fucking sucks.

"in order for the desktop app to connect to your account we need you to log in through your browser. in order to log in through the browser you need to enter the verification code we sent to your email. in order to open your email you need to enter the verification code we sent to your phone. in order for us to send the verification code to your phone you need to re-enter your phone number to confirm it's the right one. set a recovery email? set a home address? set up biometrics?" I'm going to "set" myself on fire in front of you

my curse of getting really really invested in media no one has cared about in years strikes once more because the other day I remembered the existence of famous 2004 michael mann movie collateral & since then it's been non-stop collateral on the brain. standing in an empty room going hey you guys remember when they got tom cruise to play a gray-haired evil little freak. that was crazy. wanna talk about collateral anybody. if you think about it vincent is sort of like max's manic pixie nightmare boy. an Eccentric and Unique girl (hitman) with a strong personality ("badass sociopath") whisks our boring everyman lead off on a fun adventure (driving around tracking down hits under threat of death) thereby forcing him out of his comfort zone & encouraging him to live his life to the fullest. not to mention the obvious romantic chemistry (weird homoerotic tension) between the two