#desperation?

You can apply by contacting me in ANY way because I'm basically listening for frequency changes, waiting for anyone to text me hahahhqha

uhh... promised ‘d try ter keep up with this.. s’... here we go.. Honestly? I haven’t a clue what ter say here.. what ter do. How ter act ‘nymore. I mean... ‘m I really s’posed ter write m’inner thoughts ‘nd shizz when in reality I know that a bunch ‘f people might be readin’ it? ‘r ‘m I s’posed ter pretend I don’t know? Nah. that’s stupid. That would actin’ like I don’t think yer know I know.. ‘r that you know that I know that you know that I know... Fuck. Nope.. Not gonna get inter that ‘n my second post. That would just fill up a whole post ‘nd welp... ain’t really wanna do that with meta shit y’know? s’what’s everyone been up ter?  ‘ve been pretty good I think. Uhh... kinda.. feel like ‘m havin’ a one way convo tho’. Ain’t really good at talkin’ ter m’self, but apparently doin’ that’s one ‘f th’ few ways ter get people respondin’ back to yer, if they know yer consistent. s’a lazy bones ter do ter reach that point quicker? Can’t draw, so I can’t offer art ter any ‘f yers. Not sure ‘f yer want me writin’ fer yers either pfft. ‘s yer c’n see.. I ain’t really about mekkin’ shizz proper. S’th’ point. Yer c’n all understan’ me jus’ fine righ’? So uhh... say hi ‘r sommat’ lemme know yer exist ‘nd... hmm... ‘ll mebbe dunk on one person ‘f yer choice? ‘f I c’n be bothered?  S’that a good incentive? Nah... they might be stronger ‘n me. I know! Send me ‘n ask ‘r a hi ‘f somesort.. ‘nd I’ll throw a joke yer way. Tag yer all nice ‘nd special if yer reblog ‘r reply ‘nd send yer ‘n ask if yer send me one. how’s about that? Give it a try. ‘m a pretty punny guy y’know?

Like, I want some of that shit too.

hello, hi, howdy, yes, Toby, hi? I’m going to kill you.