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This Film looks like it set to absolutely terrible! If you don’t believe me just look at Chip’s face. It’s hideous! Just look at it. Everything about this film just looks goofy too, the beast costume, Gaston, Emma Watson trying to act.

The Beast’s face looks literally like Satan. A really really ugly Satan. Now call me crazy but the original beast’s face at least didn’t make to want to revile in fear at how disgusting it was. Some would even have described it as cute. But then you look at this and you just want to puke. You left thinking there’s literally no way anyone would fuck that. Like seriously are we expected to think that this (Emma Watson) would be able to look past this (The Beast) and fall in love with it. Hell I couldn’t even fall in love with it and I like like this

From the brief gimps we get of Gaston I just know he’s going to be literally meme walking around being completely unbelievable. From his stupid Elvis like hair style to his dumb voice. How am I supposed to believe that this guy is highly desirable to the women in his community? Well is suppose if Trump can get Trump then anyone can. But still he look’s stupid.

As for Emma Watson I’m just not a fan. She can’t even act. Maybe it’s because I watched her mediocre acting all the way through the Harry otter franchise and have never been able to shake the idea of her being literally Hermione Granger. But whenever I watch her she’s always the same, even in interviews and a press conferences she acts the same way she did in those films. Kind of like Adam Sandler except rather then the lovable but hard idiot you normally get from Adam Sandler. You get a bland, bookworm with a British accent and a pretty face.

This brings me onto my next point. I’ve seen on my Facebook feed that some of my female friends don’t think she’s attractive. Therefor making her a bad choice for this role. To this all I can say is. You’re totally wrong. She is so attractive! But that’s not enough to make this film good. I mean it’s not pron is it? And even then you don’t always need to see the lips on the woman’s face. The character of Belle was more than just a pretty girl. That was pretty much the point of the original Disney movie. She was smart, independent and had courage.

In conclusion, the original Disney animated film is always going to be better than this remake. The original is a timeless classic. This isn’t. The effects will look terrible is less than a year and no one’s gonna remember the film exists in a couple more. Remember “Snow White and The Huntsman”? I know I don’t.