#deserved!!!!

(*me putting on the CNY episode of 时光音乐会*) (my mom in the kitchen: oh i can hear your that small guy already) (me: :D :D :D :D :D)

why are his weibo replies so FUNNY asdfksjska (also see: the set of emojis i now permanently associate with him specifically)

why learn new moves when you can make the most of the dance steps you already know!! (doge emoji x300)

我不迷人，但我迷路 (help him)

人间清醒 about literally everything except his own 可爱 levels (the nile is demonstrably not just a river in egypt)

can you believe. this bean. is 30

?????????

能打败周深的只有提词器 this is why he's a walking cd player and not a lyrics book

*me going aww every time i saw his weibo location in guiyang throughout like all of CNY*

zhou "well MAYBE if i split up the 白萝卜 and 炖肉 he'll actually eat it" dad 🤝 zhou "son u ok i heard you got 夹 by the door" mom (clearly 接梗-ness is at least partly inheritable)

dialect!shenshen!!!!

你们要的自拍 拿走

that one 喂 在吗 什么时候更新 crackvid and the fact that he commented on it

ok i swear there are obviously actual serious things to be said here too but consider: 少管我!!!!!!!!