#deredith

♛ — {Would I kill you silently beneath the pale moon

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on meredith

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes damon

sends the other unsolicited nudes damon

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt damon

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops damon

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit meredith

killed the guy (also, which hid the body) it was a joint effort

wears the least clothing around the house meredith

Give me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who cooks: Although Meredith can cook, it’s usually Damon. He loves being in the kitchen with her

Who does the laundry and other chores: Surprisingly they share that chore. Damon usually cleans things around the house and Meredith always does the laundry but it’s possible that they change things up.

How many children do they have: None seeing as Damon’s a vampire

Who’s more dominate: Damon 100%

Favorite nonsexual activity: Cleaning actually

Their favorite place to be together: In Damon’s bed

Any traditions: Every year on their anniversary, Damon likes to take her out to the Salvatore Crypt and have dinner made. It was strange at first but now she’s used to it

Their “song”: Last Hope by Paramore

What they do for each other on holidays: Nothing usually, unless Damon’s feeling romantic

Where did they go for their honeymoon: Honestly, they probably just locked themselves in Damon’s room for 2 weeks and had Caroline bring them food every morning and night

Where did they first meet: At the Historical Ball Junior year of high school

Any pets: Nope

What do they fight over: Every and anything