Telemachus hearing about the demons hitting on his flesh vessels and immediately going "Nope! I know a few thousand better demons!"
"I have a boyfriend-"
"One of them is your sister-"
"That's how I know!"
Temeluches giving "the shovel talk" to his own sister bc he Likes These Flesh Vessels is somehow the funniest yet most in character concept I've ever read lol
"Zagan she's squishy and full of blood."
"Tem I'm a vamp, that's literally my two standards."
"Yeah, for your FOOD-"














