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legal advice: taken too literally ⚖️
my last two brain cells during a cross-examination
You know those moments where you’re trying so hard to follow instructions that you actually end up sabotaging the entire mission? That’s the energy here. Your lawyer tells you to "deny everything," and suddenly you’re out here questioning the very fabric of reality. "That isn't a chair." Sir, that is a four-legged wooden construct designed for sitting, but for legal reasons, it simply does not exist.
It’s giving "I took the prompt too seriously" and now everyone in the room—including the imaginary lawyer in my head—is just staring at me with the Mike Wazowski face.
The "Deny Everything" Manifest:
Cop: "Did you do it?" Me: "I don't even know what a 'do' is."
Lawyer: internally screaming
Me: Thinking I’m a genius for denying the existence of the floor I'm standing on.
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Trump Weird News - New Must See Movie Before Voting For Trump! .................................Trump Tried To Kill Its Release!...................................
[Wait for second page]
"THE APPRENTICE"
Revealing Trump's "Rules Of Engagement":
First, "Relentlessly Attack"
Second, "Deny Everything"
Third, "Never Admit Defeat"
Sound familiar?
I don’t know what you’re talking about 😉
Everyone's watching the Vhagar/Arrax scene in horror like "oh no poor Luke" or "how will Aemond explain that to Mummy" and I'm like: who even saw that shit go down? They are thousands of feet up in the air, there are no living witnesses besides Aemond and Vhagar already ate most of the evidence. Bro, find and hide the rest of it. Deny that shit like there's no tomorrow, last time you saw him he was alive and well, flying around in the canyons. Borros is your ally, he's not going to snitch on you, go back and promise him some extra shit. Yeah, Daemon's gonna be suspicious, but they won't have any proof, so for god's sake don't brag about it.
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SURRENDER
• I am not in control. If I ever try to make my own decisions without consulting God or decide against His plan I am betraying God and condemning my soul
SACRIFICE
• Do not cling to dreams, friends, health, nonbiblical inspiration, comfort, or hope that anything in this flesh life is ever going to be important or matter. Only serving God matters. And no it's not ok to care about unimportant things sometimes. Only care about pleasing God
SUFFER
• God is best pleased when you lose, when you deny, when another part of you dies, when you collapse in defeat after fighting Him and His will. Embrace suffering as a blessing and rejoice in it. Suffering should not be the opposite of happiness. It should be the cause.
HATE YOUR LOVES. KILL YOUR LIFE. MAY IT PLEASE THE LORD.
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